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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 28
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Used up
Other and laughing about it
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well, damn. Ok. So this profile is more than eight years old. Evidently, time flies in the Never Never Land that is being young and queer in Portland. Somewhere in there I went to legendary parties, worked too much, quit my job, lived in a camper. I spent a whole summer tan and half naked. Wrecked a camper, grew dozens of beards, went to some weddings. Got a late start on the right career track. Had a few more nieces and nephews, lost my cat to old age, lost my best friend to cancer. Been in love, what? Three? Four times? Had one of the best birthdays of my life, then one of the worst. I'm going to catch this thing up, but. You know. Work in Progress.

(next up: new pics)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Someone once told me that trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. This question makes me think of that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stuff. Making things. Interpreting design. I'm good with materials, people, narrative structure, visual composition. Laundry. I'm good at kind of arcane details, synthesizing ideas, conversation. Mediocre at sports (who knew). Pretty bad at things like making appointments and knowing how to interface with, you know, (srsly, totally non judgmental tone) bureaucratic stuff. I'm good at knowing what my feelings are but mysteriously not always very good at actually feeling them, so I'm still figuring that one out. I have a lot of feelings. I'm good at bringing it. Srsly. I am pretty damn good at having a damn good time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything. All the time. It's the part of me that takes up the most space, the thinking part. It's best that you either be of a similar sort or that you have one of those other-worldly sedating kinds of personalities because my mind is like two squirrels in a tree.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What are you talking about? This *is* my Friday night. (J/K!!) Vacillating wildly between being a party boy and a mountain man. Lately this has meant an intensified art/design/craft practice in my basement studio but with really good music and really bad whiskey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not very private.

Also, I think I look at the same okc profiles over and over again because I can't necessarily tell if I'm walking in circles, I actually know these people IRL, or if I just click on the same profiles over and over again.
You should message me if
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keywords: queer, trans (FTM), perverted, totes non-monogs, hipster nerd. (Shit, did I really get all the way down here before mentioning I'm trans? Fuck it. I'm sure you'll cope.)

Major, major points if you're a girl. I like boys, too. I just, you know, don't get okcupid hit on by girls nearly as much.