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35 M Portland, OR

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Last Online
Today – 12:47pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Used up
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Well, damn. Ok. So this profile is more than eight years old. Evidently, time flies in the Never Never Land that is being young and queer in Portland. Somewhere in there I went to legendary parties, worked too much, quit my job, lived in a camper. I spent a whole summer tan and half naked. Wrecked a camper, grew dozens of beards, went to some weddings. Got a late start on the right career track. Had a few more nieces and nephews, lost my cat to old age, lost my best friend to cancer. Been in love, what? Three? Four times? Had one of the best birthdays of my life, then one of the worst. I'm going to catch this thing up, but. You know. I don't even know where to start. But, here. This is who I was eight years ago. I can bring you up to speed later:

I don't know, one minute I was on Facebook, the next I was filling out a survey that asked me all the things I always feared my bishop would ask. I'm awfully adventurous at times. I follow links online. I answer questions with dangerous honesty. You wouldn't know it by looking at mild-mannered little ole me, but I'm a Playboy, an English Genius, and a Hipster Geek. And I've only taken three tests so far.
What I’m doing with my life
Someone once told me that trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. This question makes me think of that.
I’m really good at
stuff. Making things. Interpreting design. I'm good with materials, people, narrative structure, visual composition. Laundry. I'm good at kind of arcane details, synthesizing ideas, conversation. Mediocre at sports (who knew). Pretty bad at things like making appointments and knowing how to interface with, you know, (srsly, totally non judgmental tone) bureaucratic stuff. I'm good at knowing what my feelings are but mysteriously not always very good at actually feeling them, so I'm still figuring that one out. I have a lot of feelings. I'm good at bringing it. Srsly. I am pretty damn good at having a damn good time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Most days, it would be something like the near-bizarre combination of my masculine carriage and my kitten t-shirt. Or my mustache and aviator glasses. Perhaps it would be how convincingly I'm dancing to Neil Diamond, because I do love the man, in the middle of a supermarket, in the middle of the afternoon. They tend to notice that I know all the words. They tend to notice that I'm having a good time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything. All the time. It's the part of me that takes up the most space, the thinking part. It's best that you either be of a similar sort or that you have one of those other-worldly sedating kinds of personalities because my mind is like two squirrels in a tree.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh, hell, I'm not exactly the private type. But in the name of fair disclosure, if you don't know what female-to-male transgender (ftm) is, you should probably go slow with me. Trust me, it's for your own good.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 24–100
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Let's recap: queer, trans, perverted, hipster nerd. If you are down with that we'll go from there.