I've read this and wonder why my inbox isn’t filled to capacity.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/10-ridiculously-offensive-things-people-tell-asian-women-on

Seriously!? That’s my competition? I almost feel bad for some of you. Anyway, I’m a pretty normal guy so if you’re looking for some good conversation and a nice night out, send me a message.

As of right now, I work for a catering company. My main focus is in sales and marketing. I am looking for something else, but this pays the bills for now. So, if you're keeping track, I'm not crazy and I have a job.

...having fun. I really like to avoid bullshit at all costs so if you're a woman that feeds off of drama, go to someone else's page.

I'm not really sure about this one. You tell me.

I’m not going to lie. I’m not into books. That doesn’t mean I don’t like to read. I just like to read articles and blogs about things that interest me.

I’m a big fan of movies. The geek in me likes the comic book movies but I probably love comedies more than anything. I like to laugh. Who doesn’t? I hate scary movies. Good luck getting me to see one of those.

I’m also a fan of TV. Again, comedies get me here as well. I also like spy shows.

With music, I really do like everything. If I had to pick a genre, I would say alternative rock is my favorite. My least favorite is country but there are a few songs that surprise me. I keep up with the top 40 stuff as well.

When it comes to food I’m a pizza fan. I’ll get you the best slice of pizza you have ever had.

I will say that I was kind of bland in this section. That’s because I would like something to talk about if I ever meet up with you.

My family. My parents and brother are great. We're not the Waltons but we get along. I have a lot of cousins and we have amazing family parties.

My dog. I have a picture of him on here. His name is Jameson. If you don't think he's cute, you don't have a soul.

Sports. I'm a Jets, Yankees, and Knicks fan, but I will root for any New York team.

I hope this doesn’t make me sound like a douche but I have to say my IPhone. It really just makes my life a lot easier.

Music. It just really helps set the mood for anything.

Stand up comedies. My favorite all time is George Carlin. Kevin Hart is really good right now. Those Redneck guys are pretty funny too. I really like all different styles. I'm just looking to laugh.

...how cool it would be to travel more. I’ve never been to Europe. I always wanted to make it over there and travel around. I would also like to see parts of South America. The next World Cup is in Brazil in 2014 so maybe I’ll check it out then.

...out with my friends, probably at a bar. It's what we all like to do but I want to try to do some different things.

I’m a phenomenal dancer. It is the one thing I won’t be humble about. I can do a robot that actually makes you think I’m a robot. People are pretty surprised that I can hold my own. It’s not an every night thing but it does come out every now and again.

Edit:: I kind of realize this makes me sound like a Staten Island douche. I'm actually the total opposite. I dance to make fun of the people that take themselves too seriously. It's kind of like Mark Wahlberg from The Other Guys

…you are interested in me from the information I gave you. If I like what you have to say, I’ll message you back. Also, it's 2013. You can message a guy first. We wouldn't mind the attention. Another thing, if I look at your page and don't write a message, It might be because I haven't thought what I would write yet. I know a lot of you want more than a 1 word message like "hi" or a generic thing that someone would just copy and paste to every profile, so I try to write something that shows I read your profile.