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23 Amherst, MA Woman


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Last online
Apr 25
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Not at all
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
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My self-summary
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"And the dark began to go into smooth bright shapes, like it always does, even when Caddy says I've been asleep"
-The Sound and The Fury
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying a mix of film/feminist theory/literature/psychoanalysis/ queer/critical race theory at Hampshire. Most of that giant hodgepoge is to strengthen my ability to make movies (and also because I want to know everything.) I've wanted to be a director since I was 12, so I'm super stoked to be able to study this shit. Currently I'm going into my Div Three and working on my thesis screenplay. I'm scared out of my fucking mind.
I’m really good at
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being pretentious. Also a freakish memory for jingles
The first things people usually notice about me
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Vaguely short.
Vaguely smart.
I gesticulate a lot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Mullholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, La Strada, Blow Up, Breaking the Waves, Antichrist, Shadow of a Doubt, Psycho, Gummo, the Triplets of Belville, Citizen Kane, Taxi Driver, Strangers on A Train, Sunset Boulevard, Moon, 2001, Adaptation, The Shop Around the Corner, Inland Empire, Alien, Daisies

I have the music taste of a 35 year old graphic designer from Philly.

Books: Lolita, All the King's Men, The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao, House of Leaves, The Sound and The Fury, Sister Carrie, Dubliners, Geek Love, Howl, The Ravishing of Lol Stein, White Teeth, The Metamorphosis, Ethan Frome, John Dunne, anything by Tennessee Williams/ Eugene O'Neal. I also love weird 80's off broadway playwrights like Eric Bogosian and Christopher Durrang

Theorists: Foucault, De Certeau, Rosemary Coombe, Julia Serano, Barthes

T.V.: Tim and Eric, Party Down, Twin Peaks, Mr Show, Adventure Time, Parks and Rec, The Daily Show/Colbert Report, Breaking Bad, Laguna Beach
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my glasses, air, sweet bros, art, film, pretentious conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
internet sexuality
performative friendship
awful college words that piss off my parents
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Who's Line is it Anyway and pretending that Drew Carrey is the only one there, talking to himself. Or partying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Closeted Steely Dan fan
Not so closeted Drake fan

I don't smoke, but sometimes I like to hold my friend's cigarettes and pretend I'm an art critic.