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thecallofcthulu

27 Columbus, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How can I sum myself up? Art i suppose... I try and live it, especially the music kind. Im totally obsessed with it...so thats a part of me. I mostly grew up in a corn field in licking county, now I live in Grandview. I dont really have much introspective BS to put on here to make me look good, im not good at selling myself in most situations. i am that i am so to speak.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job. Well, I have three jobs...The main one is advertising and marketing through the interwebs, internet jobs are so cooooooooool right now. Other then that i'm pursuing a career in audio engineering.. I've occasionally done galleries with my photos. My whole life pretty much has been devoted to creating -the means seem more important than the end to me. ... I write all kinds of songs, metals, raps, folks, and some straight up pop. My secret stupid wish is to be able to support myself just PLAYING music. I work full time and rent a townhouse where I annoy my neighbors by playing the drums too loudly. Doublekick.

So what am I doing with my life? learning every instrument I can lay my hands on, and generally just enjoying being alive and single.I want to own a place in colorado some day, its my happy place. OMG MOUNTAINS. AIR.

Life with a 4 year old! Best room mate I could ever ask for, he lets me play with all his stuff. Let me reiterate. Full time father of a 4 year old, i have custody. Dont be surprised by the car seat. Dont be one of those girls that say they like "responsible, mature guys" and then totally pass me over because of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a dad. Guitar. Production. Photography. Making a complete idiot out of myself, i put myself in fairly ignominious positions frequently. Im good at lots of other stuff, but not REALLY good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nose is guaged. that im a superhero
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books is sweet. lol I love anything by Ayn Rand. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, To Kill A Mockingbird, LOTR, Catcher in the Rye, Slaughterhouse Five, FACTOTUM, Poe, Lovecraft, Palahniuk, martha stewart etc...I actually embarrassingly like Michael Chrichton novels, I have to many books I'm in love with really, just come see my bookshelves.

Music. It is my love. I dont think there is a genre I can't find something promising in. My favoritish artist is Tom Waits, followed by everything else.I LOVE Technical Death Metal, and really most kinds of Metal...not that Tom Waits is metal...BUT Metal is first and foremost at the moment, followed closely by Jazz, Folk, hip-hop, acid rock, blah blah blah blah also love me up some Brahms...on the last playlist - kendirck lamar, skeletonwitch, meshugga, frank ocean, fleshwrought, Wiz, sleep terror and of course peter gabriel.

Movies. FACTOTUM. Scanners. god i love movies. all kinds of them. sappy gory sickly sticky shitty and god damn brilliant. I love cheesy 80's movies, Fantasy and SciFi are probably two of my favorites, followed by Action, Drama, Documentaries, Mockumentaries, Music shit, instructional vidjas, martial arts vidjas, Children's movies. Comedies are sicknasty as well.

FOOD. well im italian...soooooo kind of huge thing in my family...my uncle owns a restaurant hurr in cbus, it is ams the gourmet italian kind of the food things in your mouth time. I've been through Italy, all I remember is the food and the architecture. You really have no idea what you are missing until you eat stuff straight out of the Mediterranean. COFFEE, I used to work at a couple different coffee shops, it opens your taste buds. WINE is great, wouldn't have appreciated it without the prior coffee/italy experience, and then I worked at Ruth's Chris and got blown away, I'd love to be a certified sauvignon some day, too poor at the moment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Stuff?
1234 My Guitars
5 mbp
6 O2 molecules. those are things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think too much. music, religion, politics and why I despise most of our professional politicians, books, philosophy, art, electricity, speakers, amplifiers, guitars, sex, Hunter S Thompson, cleaning, COOKING...take those and break them down into tiny quanta of themselves, they all start directly relating to each other (at said quantum scale).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday nights are often writing tunes and being in my own company nights, my weekend starts Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been seriously considering a jacob's ladder... Im turned on by forward women.
You should message me if
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You like to have a good time. You are completely averse to drama. YOU LIKE METAL (although thats absolutely not a requirement, more like an incentive. You cant HATE metal, because...its me...if we meet I guarantee you will hear it) YOU ARE INTELLIGENT. Of course sex is a bonus, although not a requirement, and it probably isn't the best idea to sleep with a whole bunch of people you meet on the internet without first determining certain things.