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thecarson

26 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 9″ (2.06m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just got back to the States after spending 6 months in the UK for an internship with a small record label. London was fun and all but, fuck, it sure is nice to see the sun again. I almost forgot how much I love this city, and I'm out to make the most of this summer!

I'm a socialist. No, that doesn't mean I hate America, but if that crossed your mind why don't you go ahead and fuck right off.
Clearly I swear a lot.
I smoke Pall Mall Red 100's. Longer smokes for taller folks.
I'm in love with the music industry, and I'm working to start booking again shortly.
Travel has always been a big part of my life, but I'm committed to Austin for the time being.
My stripper name is Chunk Falcon. Top that, I dare you.
ENTP
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Your mother, mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Producing growth hormone, trash talking, and random trivia. Seriously, ask me anything. I'm like a super hero when it comes to useless information.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'9". I get asked, like, 15 times a day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Herodotus' Histories, The Bible (Not religious), The Canterbury Tales

Authors:
Kurt Vonnegut, Alexandre Dumas, Chuck Palahniuk, John Steinbeck, Dante

Movies:
Documentaries, indie comedies, classics, and camp horror.
I LOVE shitty movies. The badder, the better.

Music:
The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Tom Waits, Justin Townes Earle, Iron & Wine, Modest Mouse, Michael Kiwanuka, Bear's Den, Daughter, Ben Howard, The Staves, Buddy Holly, Caitlin Rose, The Rolling Stones, The Mountain Goats, Bob Dylan, Howlin Wolf, Elvis Presley, Woody Guthrie, Captian Beefheart, Morphine, Johnny Cash, Bruce Springsteen, Leadbelly, Calexico, Steve Earle, Roy Orbison, Chuck Berry, and many many more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually doing one thing or another I'm certain my mother wouldn't approve of.