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thecatlad

20 M Knoxville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm Neen and I'm a cat loving turbo nerd. I like back massages and when people play with my hair and naps with my two silly cats. I'm a dfab demiboy lesbiman and my pronouns are he/him/his. If that's confusing just know that I'm an effeminate boy who swoons whenever in the presence of cute girls. I'm an intersectional trans-inclusive feminist and a lazy neo-pagan. If you get me talking I will never shut up and that goes doubly if I start on a multi-dimensional rant about nerdcore shit I love.

I moved to Knoxville this past summer and have so far gone basically nowhere and done basically nothing except find a job and take hella naps and sit around moaning about how I wish I did something besides lay around all day.

I'm really single and really affectionate and am basically the cancerian archetype. I'm a weak girlish boy who has too many emotions and wants to cuddle cute femmes. Ideal relationship is one where we argue all day about who's cuter and are joined at the hands.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work + sleep + video games + attempting to learn how to have a social life as an adult and settle into my new digs. Shifting gears from full-time student to full-time employee has been super weird but I'm attempting to settle into my new job. I'm a barista and I need to drink more espresso instead of just serve it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm super good at being obnoxious and anxious and annoying in general, but also I cook super well and bake like a pro. I know how to nap through anything and I'm good at spending long periods of time sitting at my computer. I'm good at always saying the wrong thing and not understanding the subtleties of life, and I excel at eating and playing video games, both independently and simultaneously. What I'm best at is talking about myself in a negative light, badum-tssh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have piercings in my face and wear huge thick glasses and am ultra short and ultra fat. My face is weird and I'm awkward and may literally have two left feet, what with how difficult it is for me to find shoes that fit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a nerd who eats nerd food and watches nerd shows. I hate to say "ask me" but seriously just ask???? I can talk for days about the nerdy ass shit I'm into. Idk I like cartoons and fantasy novels and crime shows and spicy food, and like a bazillion other things too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, my PC, yummy food, migraine drugs, snuggle fort materials, and high-speed internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Idk the Universe and food and money and body mods and cats and Internet bullshit. I spend a lot of time worrying about my hair and whether it looks good. My hair has to always look good I'll wither away if it doesn't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a tired lil crabby boy mostly. I work then sleep then repeat basically every day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm thirsty as hell, more sad than rad, and have trichotillomania.
You should message me if
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Small talk on the internet is great but you know what's better?? Going and doing stuff. Let's go see a movie randomly late at night. Let's go eat at the first restaurant one of those food apps spits out at us that we both think sounds good. I guess you should message me if you're ready to go do something, like, now, 'cause why not?