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thecatlad

20 M Knoxville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:27pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi. I'm Neen. I'm the nerd boy house pet of two cats. Well, technically three but only two are mine. I sleep all day and never do anything. I make my feline overlords proud.

I'm not actually as flaming as I seem but I'm a little flaming. My eyeliner is both for medical reasons and how my goth phase lives on.

Romantically I like really femme people. Sexually I like mostly everybody. I love making friends but I'm the biggest awkward blob.
What I’m doing with my life
Crushing the patriarchy. Frowning intensely at hetero and cisnormativity. Complaining a lot. Being a homogay fart. Being *****totally extreme.*****
I’m really good at
Really good at video games, cooking, baking, spreadsheet magic, and regular magic. Moderately good at fiddling with databases and making bad puns. Terrible at sharing blankets and deciding where to go for dinner.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hella short, metal in face, generally homosexual. I write all over my hands and all my clothes are covered in cat fur. I can't find something if it's above me because I forget to look up and I tend to bump into things. I'm incapable of walking in a straight line.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a trash person with trash interests. I play video games all day and like EDM and indie pop rock. I only read youth fantasy novels and I like crime dramas a lot but I've already watched all the good ones. All I ever want to eat is grilled chicken, fried tofu, extra extra crispy bacon, sushi, burritos, and fried rice. I love coffee especially when iced and chocolatey.
The six things I could never do without
Cats
Attention
Back rubs
Capsaicin
Electronics
Propranolol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Video games, how much my migraines hurt, cute girls, sad things, and more video games. Oh and cats. Always cats. No matter what I'm doing or thinking of I'm always also thinking of cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleep. Or video games. Both involve cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a fat apathetic blob of mental illness that lies a lot and has trouble with emotions.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think you can face my team of lv 100 EV trained Zubats and survive.

You're a cute girl who wants to let me take her on a date. It'll probably be dinner cause I like food a lot. I'll bring flowers and make bad jokes and tell stories about my asinine life.

You wanna pay attention to me. I am so thirsty for attention. Tell me I'm handsome. Pamper me like the overgrown housecat I am.

There are only twenty days out of the year that I'm up for casual random sex. If you can tell what one of those days are feel free to proposition me. If you do on any other day I'm just going to sass you.