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thecatlad

20 Knoxville, TN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:14am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Nothing's worse than feeling sad or empty so I only do happy things. If it's not enjoyable or fun or otherwise radiating positive vibes I won't do it. I like games and telling stories and being told stories and snuggling cats and snuggling girls and sleeping. I'm a new moon double Cancer so all my emotions and expressions are too big and I'm constantly trying to reshape myself into the person I want to be instead of the person the world has made me. All I really want to do in life is find people who will give off positive vibes for me to absorb and amplify. Also in case anyone cares my pronouns are he/him/his and I'm nonbinary and transmasculine. I'd prefer you use masculine titles and slang when referring to me as well. I'm "???"-sexual with a strong preference for feminine identifying and presenting people, gyneromantic, and think of myself as a "lesbiman."

I'm a big 'ole computer nerd who lives on the internet and likes to play with neat things like spreadsheets and databases and statistical software. I'm on break from university right now but when I go back I plan to change my major from Accounting to Analytics. My room is a mess but I like to keep my mind and my data super duper organized. Maybe I built a database to help me organize all my Pokemon across all the games. Maybe I have a detailed spreadsheet for all my Elder Scrolls characters. Maybe I don't have those things, who knows, it is a mystery!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Impulse buying sweaters and taking my cat for car rides! Also working my toes off, 'tis the season.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm so good at making terrible first impressions, it's like an art. I can tell within .01 seconds whether I've been given diet soda instead of regular. I can cook and bake but I never do it but when I do everything is so tasty, except I always burn the grilled cheese. I was born with the gift of being super great at being totally ugly, which is something I have accepted and rock hard. If there was a competition for sleeping through the most alarms I would totally win.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm so short and my glasses are so big! And I never shut up!! Never!!!! Don't let me start talking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like so many things it's hard to remember them all so it's probably best to just update this continually as I think of more things/gain new faves.

Books: Harry Potter, The Moorchild, The Inheritance Cycle, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness

Movies: A Letter to Momo, The Wolf Children, The Book of Life, Paprika, Spirited Away, Austin Powers

Shows: Criminal Minds, Adventure Time, Over the Garden Wall, Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Bravest Warriors

Music: Porter Robinson, The Mystery Skulls, Bastille, Die Mannequin, Janelle Monae, Shiny Toy Guns, Stars, Baths, Fever Ray, M83, Neon Indian, My Chemical Romance

Food: Chocolate Tower Truffle Cake, cheese balls, BWW Wild Sauce on chicken tenders, cream soda, sushi, fried rice, coffee

Video Games: Pokemon, Stranded II, Don't Starve, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Tropico, Bioshock, Half-Life, Portal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Soft things, good food, all the cats, good tech setup, finances, and a vehicle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sleeping. The Universe. Happy distractions. WORK. I'm legit plagued by work; all I ever do is work, and when I go home I sleep and I dream about working.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually treat myself to something extra yummy on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a personality disorder, it is mysterious and troublesome. I think and say and do socially inappropriate things and am working on not doing that. Also I have trichotillomania, but that's not really private, I don't mind if people know. And I guess I don't really have a good idea of who I am and what I want to do with my life, but I'm trying to figure all that out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you somehow haven't yet realized that I'm totally a terrible nerd. Also if you think I'm cute, it's very important that you message me so that I can refer you to a good optometrist! For real though, I'm very chatty and would love to talk if we have something in common.