Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Neen and I'm a cat loving turbo nerd. I like back massages and
when people play with my hair and naps with my two silly cats. I'm
a dfab demiboy lesbiman and my pronouns are he/him/his. If that's
confusing just know that I'm an effeminate boy who swoons whenever
in the presence of cute girls. I'm an intersectional
trans-inclusive feminist and a lazy neo-pagan. If you get me
talking I will never shut up and that goes doubly if I start on a
multi-dimensional rant about nerdcore shit I love.
I moved to Knoxville this past summer and have so far gone
basically nowhere and done basically nothing except find a job and
take hella naps and sit around moaning about how I wish I did
something besides lay around all day.
I'm really single and really affectionate and am basically the
cancerian archetype. I'm a weak girlish boy who has too many
emotions and wants to cuddle cute femmes. Ideal relationship is one
where we argue all day about who's cuter and are joined at the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work + sleep + video games + attempting to learn how to have a
social life as an adult and settle into my new digs. Shifting gears
from full-time student to full-time employee has been super weird
but I'm attempting to settle into my new job. I'm a barista and I
need to drink more espresso instead of just serve it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm super good at being obnoxious and anxious and annoying in
general, but also I cook super well and bake like a pro. I know how
to nap through anything and I'm good at spending long periods of
time sitting at my computer. I'm good at always saying the wrong
thing and not understanding the subtleties of life, and I excel at
eating and playing video games, both independently and
simultaneously. What I'm best at is talking about myself in a
negative light, badum-tssh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have piercings in my face and wear huge thick glasses and am
ultra short and ultra fat. My face is weird and I'm awkward and may
literally have two left feet, what with how difficult it is for me
to find shoes that fit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a nerd who eats nerd food and watches nerd shows. I hate to say
"ask me" but seriously just ask???? I can talk for days about the
nerdy ass shit I'm into. Idk I like cartoons and fantasy novels and
crime shows and spicy food, and like a bazillion other things too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, my PC, yummy food, migraine drugs, snuggle fort materials,
and high-speed internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Idk the Universe and food and money and body mods and cats and
Internet bullshit. I spend a lot of time worrying about my hair and
whether it looks good. My hair has to always look good I'll wither
away if it doesn't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a tired lil crabby boy mostly. I work then sleep then repeat
basically every day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm thirsty as hell, more sad than rad, and have trichotillomania.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Small talk on the internet is great but you know what's better??
Going and doing stuff. Let's go see a movie randomly late at night.
Let's go eat at the first restaurant one of those food apps spits
out at us that we both think sounds good. I guess you should
message me if you're ready to go do something, like, now, 'cause
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