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thecatlad

20 M Knoxville, TN

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:15pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Eeeeeeeyyyyy I'm Neen. I love sleep and cats, I'm loud and annoying, and I get super grumpy when I'm tired. I'm a robot and require regular chargings via my PC to function properly. I have a gross number of hours logged on Steam and most of those are RPGs where I bash in the faces of either bad guys, dragons, zombies of some hellish combo of all three. I have like 10000000 interests but only actively pursue a few. Likewise I have like 20 hobbies I'm interested in, less than 5 of which I have ever even done, and am currently practicing like none. If I'm not being a grumpy fart I'm pretty friendly and super shy.

My gender is "boy??? maybe sometimes" and my sexuality is "sure whatever" and I like to be referred to using he/him/his pronouns. I'm aware of my facial condition, the one that makes me look like a girlish prepubescent boy. I pissed off a demon in a past life and they cursed me with eternal babyface. I'm an intersectional trans-inclusive feminist and a lazy pagan.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For now, working and sleeping mostly. Adjusting to employed life isn't easy after college life for so long.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm super good at being a giant gay baby. I'm also pretty awesome at sleeping, cooking, eating, and killing virtual zombies. And of course I'm good at being a grouch.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People make me nervous and when I'm nervous I smile and talk too much and trip over my words and am a generic idiot, so I probably come off as a chatty dunce which really is only like 20% of my actual personality. I have piercings in my face and wear huge thick glasses and am ultra short and ultra fat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I grew up on fantasy books so that really influenced my life. I like cartoons of all varieties and from all over the world, and I like crime scene investigation shows especially the ones that are either really intense and serious or the ones that are really funny. I like all sorts of music but my favorites almost always fall under the EDM umbrella. Right now I'm into chillwave and experimental electronica. Food wise I am somehow considered open minded and picky at the same time. Faves include coffee, pizza, tacos, sushi, red curry, cream soda, and chicken tenders. Right now the flavor of ice cream I'm most into is Neapolitan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats, my PC, yummy food, migraine drugs, hella blankets and pillows, and high-speed internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I'm awake I'm daydreaming, which can get really intense. If I'm asleep my dreams are usually cryptic, magical, or both. I do way too much wistful sighing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays aren't anything special right now, so they're the same as any other night. So I'm probably playing video games with my cats, watching TV with my mom while messing with her cat, or consuming hella ice cream before passing out. Sometimes I do all those things. Or I'm working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My mental illness(es) strongly affect my ability to connect with people, understand people, and control and understand my own emotions. I have low self esteem and cast myself in a very negative light which messes up how people perceive me. I'm aware of these things though so even if I am sorta screwy on the inside I try to be chill and nice.
You should message me if
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I'm kinda sad and kinda boring and kinda a boy, but I'm super friendly and super short and super shy so yeah if I'm the kind of person you'd like to be going on dates with or even just be pals with you should definitely message me.