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thechaoslost

36 M Redding, CT

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Currently traveling to NYC, Redding CT, Enfland & Ireland. Say hi!

I'm having "a third life crisis" where I think I'd like to have someone to come home to but when I get home, I'm kinda happy I don't have to answer to or impress anyone. Mostly, I'm happy with my life and I'm just looking for that which can make it even better.

I'm a generous, selfish, insolent, respectful, social, wallflower, asshole, best friend... I'm full of opposites yet I may be the most even keeled person you'll ever meet.

I love a good debate.
I'm a big people watcher.
I love to cook and eat good food.
I'm shy at first but warm up quickly.
I love most kinds of music and movies.
teaching or being taught something new.
I love to read and make the time for it often.
I'm relaxed, rarely stressed and mostly happy.
I've never been depressed for more than a day or two.
I'm from 100 miles north of NYC but have been in NC since 96.

I've been feeling the itch to be more outdoorsy and healthy lately. I grew up in the woods, like seriously in the woods (no electricity or running water) I miss the freedom and the comfort of being in nature. I'd like to find somebody who will suggest a hike and knows a great place to go, or loves to camp and will actually follow through with plans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own my own computer repair business so I work a lot but when I'm not working I'm doing my best to relax, have fun, explore the world, meet new people, cook, eat, drink, and when I'm lucky build or fix something.

Right now I spend most of my free time working on my house. I'm gutting half of it so I can build the kitchen I've always wanted. Perfect for cooking and entertaining all of my friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening.
Being picky.
Making lists.
Fixing things.
Finding things.
Cooking things.
Not stressing out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's got to be my voice. I get enough compliments on it that I really would like a dollar for every time I've heard one. I could retire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - J. G. Ballard, Anne Rice, Leo Frankowski, Douglas Adams dozens more, I can't pick books I'm surprised I could pick authors.

Movies - The Usual Suspects, Run Lola Run, Amelie, City of Lost Children, Star Wars, Star Trek, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Blade Runner, the list goes on and on.

Shows - Big Bang Theory, Modern Family, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Hell on Wheels, Mad Men, Downton Abbey, Castle... etc

Music - I once had a list here of the top 200 bands I was listening to. I don't want to do that again. Suffice to say I'm open to most. I'm not a fan of Country, Rap, Hip Hop and related. I've never really gotten into Jazz and nobody seems willing to show me good Jazz. I love Classic Rock, Indie, VAST, Billy Joel, NIN, Pink Floyd, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Who, Bon Iver, Peter Gabriel, Tool, Ravel... can you see the eclectic nature?

Food - I adore food and drink! That being said it's easier to list the things I don't love... licorice, the black kind tastes nasty and the red kind actually makes my back hurt. I would never pick a main dish of Salmon or canned tuna. If you can get over that list you'll find I'm a lover of most foods, cooking, eating, smelling and in any way shape or form being involved in it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good drink.
Great food.
My close family.
My close friends.
A house to work on.
Quality entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I stay or should I go.
In reference to will I ever leave Asheville.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking an elaborate meal.
Fleeing town for the weekend.
Closing the bars down with friends.
Wrapped up on my cushy chair watching TV.
There is absolutely nothing typical about my Friday...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love musicals. My Fair Lady, Wicked, Hairspray, Smash, Chicago... this list goes on for a while.
You should message me if
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A few qualities I'd like in a partner in my perfect world...
Intelligent
Humorous
Expressive
Spontaneous
Self Sufficient
Happy with her life
Motivated with her career or goals
Generous but able to accept as much as she gives
Outgoing but comfortable curled up for a night at home
Knows the difference between your and you're, to and too
In better shape than me to keep me motivated to exercise :)

Some reasons to write me in no apparent order:
8. You just wanna.
1. You have nothing better to do.
13. You don't have nor do you want children.
6. You want to snuggle up to a movie with me.
4. You want to explore town or the world with me.
7. You think we're soul mates. What? It could happen.
2. You want to share something you really think I'd enjoy.
9. You know somebody who would be just PERFECT for me.
3. You think we'd be awesome together as friends or more.
5. You want to motivate me to go camping, hiking or fishing.
10. You noticed a particular pattern in my profile and you love it.