I know, shockingly original, right?
I once decided that every line of every T.S. Eliot poem could be greatly enhanced by appending "motherf***er" to the end of it. (Come on. 'I will show you fear in a handful of dust'??) This probably tells you a few things about me, namely that I find incessant uses of profanity and ironic invocations of over-quoted poetry equally funny.
I am a preppy geek, an outgoing introvert, and sarcastic-but-sincere. (I contain multitudes.)
Gentlemen who are traditionally handsome, intellectual, worldly, level-headed and funny to the front of the line.