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27 M Alexandria, VA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 8
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly kosher
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I am 26, hold a degree I never use from a tiny liberal arts school you have never heard of, and work at a non-profit in the DC area.

I know, shockingly original, right?

I once decided that every line of every T.S. Eliot poem could be greatly enhanced by appending "motherf***er" to the end of it. (Come on. 'I will show you fear in a handful of dust'??) This probably tells you a few things about me, namely that I find incessant uses of profanity and ironic invocations of over-quoted poetry equally funny.

I am a preppy geek, an outgoing introvert, and sarcastic-but-sincere. (I contain multitudes.)

Gentlemen who are traditionally handsome, intellectual, worldly, level-headed and funny to the front of the line.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a political non-profit. Chasing my pursuit of writing in my spare time. Having a quarter-life crisis worthy of a Lena Dunham show. You know: the DC usual.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, and sometimes it's not even at me!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have been told that I have Resting Bitch Face. I blame it on being originally from NYC.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: I'm a science-fiction/fantasy junkie. Some recent favorites include Altered Carbon by Richard K. Morgan and The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater. All-time favorite is a tough call to make, but it's probably something by Octavia Butler.

FOOD: Chipotle, Chinese, Thai, Ethiopian (though I haven't had it in forever), or just good old Americana.

SHOWS: Currently? White Collar, Covert Affairs, The Newsroom, Nikita, Vampire Diaries, Scandal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My laptop, my phone, good food, good books, and good friends, and the luxury of time in which to enjoy all of the above.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Connecting with people. Stories. Politics. Throwing my alarm clock out the window. How I'll find new music for my iPod when I never listen to the radio. How I can add more hours into my days to do the things I want to do, and more hours into my nights to get the sleep I want to sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ordering in and watching bad TV by myself. (That's a Friday night well-spent to me. If a small part of you just went, "Rock on", we might be friends.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The extent of my knowledge re: the Ripley's Believe It Or Not! franchise isn't quite encyclopedic but it's expansive enough to worry people.

Actually, I'm a fountain of useless information in general. You'll love it.
You should message me if
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I am looking for somebody who is smart, sweet, and ideally has their shit a little bit more together than I do. Also, if you can make me laugh, I'm already planning our second date.