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theclassical

26 / M / straight / Single

San Francisco, California

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
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Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
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Kids
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Pets
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Languages
English, French (Poorly), Thai (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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I am choking on food, everythingsgoingdark, and hey thats not jesus.

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My Self-Summary

This is hard, I quit.

Now I unquit.

Here are some statements about myself. I am not Barack Obama, but I did vote for him, so that means I've got a little share in Team Obama, which gives me all kinds of privileges, such as getting a nice extra box on my 1040 form (it just says "Check Here If You Are Spectacular") and not necessarily having to wash my hands after using the bathroom, because I have the Right To Choose.

I have no natural odor, spend perverse amounts of time reading and writing, am pretty easy to get along with 80% of the time and usually keep a low profile for the other 20%.

I got my Master's in cognitive sciences at Stanford.

I'm also Asian, which is hereditary.

And I am really fucking skeptical about online dating, but so is everyone—everyone's "better than this". I used to be really skeptical about "Indian pizza" too but now I'm all about that shit.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm writing a novel. For money I write a textbook part-time. I also went to therapy for the first time a few weeks ago, but when I got there it turned out to be Christian psychotherapy (not kidding), so I guess I'm a free agent again.

I’m really good at

dating, clearly

The first things people usually notice about me

I'd have to say the goiter.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

let's do this as quickly as possible—

JM Coetzee, Martin Amis, Nabokov, Philip Roth, Norman Rush, David Foster Wallace, Saul Bellow, probably other white guys too;

Henry Fool;

Guided by Voices, ELO, Dislocation Dance, Justice, Aretha Franklin's cover of What A Fool Believes, motown, doowop, other non-words;

bread + cheese, sushi, rare steak, burritos, fizzy bullshit, and nectarines except I'm allergic to those now.

The six things I could never do without

The fingers on my right hand.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

writing fiction

On a typical Friday night I am

writing fiction

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

writing fiction

You should message me if

you're looking for a HOT AND HORNY FARTFEST UNTIL THE END OF TIME or a chill date. I'm not a piece of shit.

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