I am:
queer
genderqueer
pagan
a student at heart (or if I'm feeling haughty, an academic)
a geek
a bundle of contradictions
an animal lover who cannot abide PETA or HSUS or other bullshit bogus groups

I do my best thinking while trying to fall asleep, I'm in the shower, or when paper/a computer is otherwise unavailable. And I have the short term memory of a goldfish so that's really unhelpful. I have a horrible, illegible signature that I hope gets worse. I'm a dyke & a fag in the same body. My gay man is a top. *shrug*

I will watch Volcano, Dante's Peak or Tremors whenever they are on. I was a large, charismatic carnivore in a past life. If you're vegan/vegetarian and obnoxious about it we probably won't get along. I'm an aesthetic. I like & appreciate beauty in many forms. This doesn't just mean people.

Female Jewish comedians make me completely weak in the knees. Who knows.

And most importantly, I'm awkward. Oh yes.

Currently I'm about to start my last year of undergrad; then I plan on taking a year or two to finish some miscellaneous classes and hopefully get top surgery before heading to graduate school for a DVM & PhD.

Showing dogs. Really. Photography, if I had a dark room. Digital just isn't the same to me. I'd say I'm a pretty good listener, but that always just sounds pretentious, doesn't it?

I'm not a half-bad writer, but it takes a lot of time and focus that I don't have right now.

How would I know?

Probably that I'm pretty quiet at first.

Or that sometimes I cackle when I laugh.

Books: 1984, anything by Vonnegut, Watership Down, all the Redwall books, Brave New World, Clockwork Orange, And Then There Were None, Angels & Demons, Flowers for Algernon, Steven King, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lord of the Flies, LOTR, A Walk in the Woods, In a Sunburned Country, Patricia Cornwelll, Diary (Palahniuk), Trans Liberation, Dune, Good Omens, Discworld

Movies: Young Frankenstien, Spinal Tap, Annie Hall, Zoolander, The Birdcage, Fatal Attraction, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Sleeper, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask, Rocky Horror Picture Show, really bad horror/sci fi movies - especially from the 50s, Dr Strangelove, Godfather Part I, Bonnie & Clyde, Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, The Graduate, the original 3 Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jurassic Park, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Ed Wood, John Carpenter, Touching the Void, Open Water, Scream, Braveheart, Princess Bride, Moulin Rouge, Romeo + Juliet, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Caddyshack, Ghost Busters, Animal House, Blues Brothers, Silence of the Lambs, Grease, Stop Making Sense, Rock & Roll High School, Alien, Steven Spielberg, Austin Powers, Mars Attacks, Saving Private Ryan, The Matrix, Sin City, Carrie, Salem’s Lot, Shawn of the Dead, The Shining, It, Fight Club, Home Alone, Lion King, Never Ending Story, The Witches, the original Willy Wonka, the Chronicles of Narnia series from the 80s with the animatronic lion, classic Disney, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Beetlejuice, The Omen, Chuck Norris & Bruce Lee movies, The Sandlot, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow, Psycho, Edward Scissorhands, Dances with Wolves, Little Big Man, Nell, Transamerica, The Rose, Adam & Steve, Imagine Me & You, Hocus Pocus, Easy Rider, The Science of Sleep, Waitress, Hot Fuzz, Stardust, Some Like it Hot, The Big Lebowski

Music: classic rock & a lot more

Food: I'm a foodie. Although not too found of vegan stuff unless really nicely done. But I'll try pretty much anything. Thai holds a special place in my heart. I'm interested in exploring Moroccan cuisine more. Latest addiction: basmati rice.

TV Shows: Seinfeld, Simpsons, M*A*S*H, X Files, Mystery Science Theater 3000, SNL (the really old stuff ie the original cast circa 1975-1980), Friends, various 90s Nick shows, Family Guy, The Tick, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The L Word, Queer as Folk, Futurama, Discovery/History channel, Xena, Exes & Ohs, Firefly, Buffy, Doctor Who, Supernatural

dogs, nature, literature, space, laughter and the internet

also chapstick and obscenities

I think way too much. About way too much. Life, death & the meaning there of, random philosophical matters, religion, spirituality, realities, wtf am I doing with my life?, canine genetic diseases, other biology topics, geeky things.

Not doing anything all that exciting - working if its summer; cooking dinner & watching something and then hanging out with friends during school

I have fibromyalgia, which makes me tried, sore and gimpy. Sometimes I feel like such an old person :\
Due to my fibro, I am a complete whore for a massage. Not literally.

Usually I'm attracted to people a few years older than me, but for some reason it looks really imposing on paper (or screen in this case). I also can't believe I'm 21. Usually I feel like I'm around 30, but who actually let me become an adult?!

I also worry a lot.

I don't tan. No matter how much I want to.

I'd have sex with Sam & Dean Winchester's car if I could figure out how to.

I went through a phase of wanting to be a lion when I grew up. Other things I wanted to be when I grew up included an FBI agent (mmm Scully & Starling), an action movie hero (mmm hot badass women), a novelist, a naturalist, a vet and a professional hermit.

I read smutty fanfiction unashamedly. I'm pervy but respectful and generally terrified at initiating a conversation with anyone I find attractive. *headdesk*

FYI, cis & trans women, genderqueers (I'd prefer female bodied, but am open) and transmen are all welcome. It'd be nice to have some more trans/genderqueer friends within actual hanging out distance.

You want to geek out over something with me.

You're pagan & enjoy discussing paganism in a non-asshaty way.

You're a dyke who shows dogs. Its a life goal to find another.

You know how to make awesome, authentic, creamy Southern style grits. I must learn how to do this.

You want to get me started on Dollhouse. Oh Eliza...