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34 San Antonio, TX Man


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  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
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Last online
Today – 2:16am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Dropped out of University
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I do Systems and Network Administration right now, sort of a Jack of all Trades, Master of None. I'm experienced enough to know when I don't know something, and my Google Fu is strong!

I can swallow over a dozen pills in one gulp!

I'm a good driver, and if you throw something at me I'll most likely catch it, with either hand. I'm pretty decent at games, be it card games or something more involved like Starcraft.

I'd like to think I give a pretty darn respectable massage.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm 6 feet tall, and fat too. If we're in the right lighting, the blue in my eyes really stand out. When I'm really lucky the first thing people notice about me is that I'm already "in their base, killin' their d00dz"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Wow, since I got the internet I've only read a few books. Books I've read and enjoyed include LoTR and the Hitchhiker's Guide. Back in high school I read Fantasy books like The Sword of Truth and Wheel of Time, and while I'll gladly engage in that sort of nerdery, but don't expect me to take it too seriously. I read a ton of news and blogs, though lately I'm avoiding the news because it's always such a downer.

Movies I can think of off the top of my head: Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber, Naked Gun Trilogy, BTTF, old Star Wars movies, The Matrix, Fight Club, 80's Action Movies, Terminator 1&2.

TV Shows I've enjoyed: Upright Citizen's Brigade, Futurama, How Stuff Works, Junkyard Wars, Venture Brothers, Extreme Elimination Challenge, Pro Starcraft, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Star Trek: TNG, MacGuyver, Married with Children. I grew up on shows like Saved by the Bell, Full House, Home Improvement, and Family Matters, so I can appreciate jokes about how creepy Bob Saget is. I enjoy watching most sports, but don't get emotionally involved in outcomes.

Music: I tend towards Rock/Metal/Grunge, with a little punk aftertaste. I like Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Old Metallica, Green Day, Tool, NOFX, Dio, Heart, Sabbath, Chili Peppers, Iron Maiden. Guess it was late 90's before I really heard anything but church music and video game music.

For foods, there's pretty much nothing I don't like to eat, but there are things I avoid for other reasons. I delivered pizza and never got tired of eating it. Years of Conditioning by TMNT has rendered pizza to be the idea food in my brain. I like Chinese, Mediterranean and Mexican food a lot too. Right now I'm on an Indian food kick, and I love me some Sag Paneer and Chicken Tikka Masala.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, preferably with ice. I carry around a BFC (Big Fuckin' Cup) with me anytime I travel.
Glasses - I am blind as a bat without them
tea, or coffee if it's one of those days
floss, even though I hate it
hugs & snuggles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are there are 10 times as many 90% matches in Austin than in San Antonio? Has technology really improved our lives, or just complicated them? Wondering if the downfall of civilization will happen in our life time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually it's laundry and HEB, lol. Most of the time I'll end up playing video games with friends, or just farting around on the internet. I tend to save the more exciting things for Saturday morning, since I'm not really a much of a night person anymore. After a long week o work, on Friday evenings I just want to relax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't stand having my feet touched, to where sometimes it bothers me when I touch them.