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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- 1 part Seth Cohen
- 2 parts John Cusack (The "Say Anything" and "High Fidelity" varieties)
- 1 part Scott Pilgrim
- 1 part Rory Williams
- 1 part Wash
- Shake well!

Then please extend a hand to help me up because dizziness and falling down tends to be a side effect of shaking. Short story short; Just an Andy looking for an April
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Every day above ground is a good day, right? I'm currently working for Whole Foods in the bakery department, just trying to get enough cash to go back to school, while also eating copious amounts of baked goods. In my spare time, you can find me vinyl hunting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being goofy, making people laugh, ice skating, an impression of Louie Armstrong, making sure chivalry isn't dead, and random movie/television/music trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Currently rocking the beard but usually it's my ridiculous sideburns. Ironically, my unironic glasses. I'm goofy. My tattoos, if they're visible (23 in total and counting)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything by Chuck Klosterman, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Kitchen Confidential, Our Band Could Be Your Life, High Fidelity, Catch-22, American Gods, Ready Player One, Sherlock Holmes… but I'm always looking for suggestions for new/good reads.

Movies: Brick, Young Frankenstein, Pulp Fiction, The Cornetto Trilogy, Indiana Jones, Evil Dead trilogy, Point Break, James Bond, The Warriors, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, True Romance, Back To The Future, Serenity, Die Hard, Shawshank Redemption, Walk The Line, and many, many more.

Food: Boston Burger Company, Grape jelly sandwiches (Fuck peanut butter!), Hawaiian pizza , Count Chocula, Tacos, Hot wings (spicier the better), and steak cooked to a perfect medium-rare.

Shows: Doctor Who, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, How I Met Your Mother, Archer, Spaced, Louie, Party Down, Firefly, Mad Men, Jeopardy, Black Books, Parks and Rec. New favorites include Arrow, Rick and Morty and Bob's Burgers

Music: The Smiths, The Clash, The Dear Hunter, Metric, Talking Heads, The Beach Boys, The Replacements, The Stooges, The Mountain Goats, Tegan And Sara, The Mars Volta, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Daft Punk, Elvis Costello, Rilo Kiley, Big Star, Minus The Bear, Brand New, Feist, New Found Glory, Beastie Boys, David Bowie. If I were to list them all, no one would read this section ever (actually, you might not be reading this now either).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Sense of humor
- My car (it gets me from point A to point B and more importantly; work)
- Music, especially "Golden Years" by David Bowie
- DVR/Netflix
- A good porter or stout (recommendations are welcome!)
- Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I can ever be as cool as Indiana Jones.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing one of the following:
-Out with friends at a bar
-At home, enjoying a drink and a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer unfrosted Pop-tarts to frosted ones. Yeah, I said it!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you have a random pop culture question that needs answering
- you need a Player 2
- you want to sit around and listen to records while just letting the conversation carry us wherever it goes