Hi! I'm Margie. I am a burner. If you don't know what that means then close your eyes and imagine... a world full of performance art, crafting art, A/V art, R/V art, DMV art, and bacon. A world where a gifting economy actually works, where a hug radiates its own energy, where disputes are settled with one question: "Wanna make out about it?" Pretend that The Breakfast Club didn't end with the newly bonded clique-benders parting ways but instead embracing their differences and working together to build a temporary city founded on the dance floor of Disco Camping in the middle of the Texas summer heat! Imagine, dream, dive in and be forever changed.

I love science. The human body and mind fascinate me. I love all art in any form - Visual, musical, theatrical. I like photography and painting. I enjoy the occasional (heh, okay, well sometimes more than occasional) cigarette. I like coffee and tea. I love long, meaningful conversations. I like reading books, and I love reading people. I like having a drink (heh, okay, maybe a lot of drinks) now and then. I love movies - Old and new, blockbuster or independent. I like LOLing about. I like being naked. I like being an open book. I'm a pretty interesting read.

"Margie is very hospitable and goes out of her way to make those around her feel comfortable. She is also very goofy and is prone to embarking on spontaneous adventures." - justacarrie.

"Margie is the type of person who will take a day out of her busy schedule to roll around in the grass and finger paint with you on a whim." - lipglossgeck0.

^ It's true!

Also, I'm unbelievably open-minded, but opinionated at the same time. Huge oxymoron, I know. *shrug* Whatever - Deal with it :P

I am left-wing, right-brained, and looking for the same.

Working in Denton, TX as a pharmacy technician (I can count in groups of 5, woohoo!), crafting, burning, and a general menace to society. Since moving here I've earned the right to carry a 50 watt megaphone and two special nicknames: Little Margie Mayhem and Margie Mom-Hands. Mayhem speaks for itself but I turn into Mom-Hands when I'm cooking for everyone I love. Plus, I can put my hand down the garbage disposal to unclog it which is apparently a magical feat.

I love my friends.

In addition to my goofy private life I plan to attend a professional cooking school in the year 2013 and become a chef.

Cooking - my most passionate love.

My awesomeness. And then they wonder why my purse is full of glue, horrible porn DVDs, kitten party, crayons, and a pipe.

Books: Catcher in the Rye, Choke, Death of a Salesman, Brave New World, Fight Club, Flowers for Algernon, Girl Interrupted, Harry Potter 1-7, Invisible Monsters, Lullaby, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Scary Stores to Tell in the Dark, Survivor, Sybil, The Alphabet of Manliness, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, The Giver, The Giving Tree, The Purity Myth, Where the Wild Things Are

TV Shows: 30 Rock, Adventure Time, Bob's Burgers, Community, House MD, Law and Order: SVU, Parks and Recreation, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Soup, The Walking Dead... And, of course, anything that's about food and cooking.

Movies: 28 Days Later, American Beauty, A Scanner Darkly, Being John Malkovich, Blue Velvet, Borat, Bowling for Columbine, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Farenheit 911, Fargo, Finding Nemo, Garden State, House of 1000 Corpses, I Heart Huckabees, Kill Bill, Little Miss Sunshine, Lost in Translation, Monsters Inc., Napoleon Dynamite, Party Monster, Pulp Fiction, Rave to the Grave, Requiem for a Dream, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Saw I-IV, Super Size Me!, Sybil, The Devil's Rejects, The Labyrinth, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Science of Sleep, The Secret of NIMH, The Princess Bride, The Royal Tenenbaums

Music: Alanis Morissette, Aphrodite, Ben Folds, Daniel Johnston, Dave Matthews Band, Death Cab For Cutie, Flight of the Conchords, Frou Frou, Imogen Heap, Kimya Dawson, Massive Attack, M.I.A., Neko Case, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Sufjan Stevens, The Decemberists, The Velvet Underground

Favorite Comedians (because it's kind of like music?... I enjoy listening to comedy far more than I enjoy music anyway.): Aziz Ansari, David Cross, Eugene Mirman, Jim Gaffigan, Maria Bamford, Patton Oswalt, Sarah Silverman, Zack Galifianakis

Food: Yes, please! I love trying all kinds of new foods and I actually enjoy cooking, a lot. :) I also enjoy food/wine pairings.

A computer with internet, a cell phone, a good book I could read over and over, the opposite sex, a kitchen I can cook in, and finally!... Good hygiene.

What I'm going to plan for my next party, the next burn event, etc. etc. Always plotting...

Let's just say that I shouldn't be held responsible for my actions.

I've finally realized that I'm bisexual and I definitely wouldn't mind exploring that side of myself some more.

You like art, music, food or wine. Or if you just think I'm awesome!

PS - Please don't message me if you're looking for teh secks. Just step away. Far, far away.