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GiantHairlessApe

32 M Saint Petersburg, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"But everybody has exactly the same smiling frightened face, with the look that says: "I'm important. If you only get to know me, you will see how important I am. Look into my eyes. Kiss me, and you will see how important I am."
Sylvia Plath.

I am a 31 year old man that has lived in Saint Petersburg for the better part of the last 3 years. I think of myself as an ambivert who enjoys mindfulness and meditation. I keep my free time filled with activities. I recently made a large number of changes to my lifestyle and consciousness and this year I am aiming to complete a 100 mile bicycle ride. I already made it to 50 miles! I also spend my free time wandering around the bay in search of delicious food.

I am looking for a companion with similar interests and with the time to share in the simple joys of this life. Send me a message if you are interested in talking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Browsing around here. You people have very interesting lives.

Brewing espresso.

Making hummus.

Riding and repairing bicycles.

For money I work as a data security analyst.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a pretty good cook and I have not fallen off my bicycle once all year.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get complimented on my smile and salt and pepper hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really dislike picking favorites. There is joy to be found in most things.

If you came looking for book reccomendations, there are a few I enjoyed recently and highly recommend.

Dry by Augusten Burroughs

The brief and wonderous life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz.

Predictably irrational by Dan Airley

I am starting a book called Shambala the sacred path of the warrior.

This is pretty awesome too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tduHh-MLxYs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Unusual people.
Unusual situations.
A quiet place.
Flip flops.
Meditation
Headphones.
My Bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The sunshiney day.

Why people do not bother to meditate, even for a moment.

This quote

'Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.'

This poem.

"In the sea without lees
Standeth the bird of Hermes
Eating his wings variable
And maketh himself yet full stable
When all his feathers be from him gone
He standeth still here as a stone
Here is now both white and red
And all so the stone to quicken the dead
All and some without fable
Both hard and soft and malleable
Understand now well and right
And thank you God of this sight

The bird of Hermes is my name eating my wings to make me tame."

The counterintuitive nature of bicycle seats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing, standing by a beach bonfire reliving my cub scout days.
-Or-
Riding around on my bicycle and meeting new people. Maybe I will be meeting you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tomato paste, that was the missing ingredient in my hummus.

Premixed falafel powder can be purchased inexpensively at cedar market.

I enjoy bonfires and the smell they leave on clothes and hair.

Always be sure to either wear gloves or wash your hands after handling hot peppers. This is important especially if you plan on making intimate contact with another human being.

If you should ever catch on fire
first stop
then drop
then roll
Failure to do this may result in injury.

Good coffee should be brewed using 1.5 - 2 tablespoons of appropriately ground coffee beans and 6 ounces of purified water.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should already be well established, secure and independent.

You should posses a strong knowledge and love of self.

You should have a sound soul and body.

You like vegetables and sci fi.

You enjoy riding bicycle and would like to ride bicycles with me.

Above all, the most important traits you posses are that you are an attractive, intelligent and kind-hearted person.

Bippity boppity boo, I just turned 32.