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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:38pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
A little extra
Mostly other
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am kinda cynical, but temper it with optimism. I'm extremely logical, love to write (sci-fi & fantasy, mostly), and have a sarcastic sense of humor. I can cook like a motherfucker, too. My chicken fettuccine alfredo is the best thing humanity's ever accomplished. If you have some heavy flat things you're not using, let me know - I want to make a shooter sandwich A.S.A.P.

I finally took that personality test everyone does on here & I am somehow an "INTJ - The Scientist" ( & an "INTP - The Thinker" ( I guess I tend to flip that last one depending on the day, which - according to some sites I looked at - makes me equal parts The Doctor and Batman. I'm totally cool with that.

What am I here for? Whatever, really...a girlfriend, friend-with-benefits, or even just friends. I just roll with whatever. If there's an attraction, cool. If not, but we have fun chatting, also cool.

Also, if I message you & you're not interested, would you kindly do us both a favor & tell me to fuck off? I don't get creepy or offended if someone's not attracted to me, I just don't want to bug anyone by forgetting about it & messaging them again later on.

IDLE THOUGHT OF THE MOMENT (3/14/2015): Why do IHOPs in Dallas suck so much after last call? Jesus, hire a fucking floater or something...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, writing, ruthlessly cutting through bullshit, adding very detailed explanations to my answers for all the questions on this site.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear my geekiness on my sleeve. Literally: I have a Doctor Who equivalent to one of those tux shirts that has the design of the 10th Doctor's suit on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: Anything by Robert J. Sawyer, Timothy Zahn, Chuck Palahniuk, George R.R. Martin, John Scalzi, & Karen Traviss. Also, Star Wars books.

MOVIES: Anything from Christopher Nolan, Guillermo del Toro, Guy Ritchie, & Joss Whedon...the Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings & Indiana Jones trilogies, the Harry Potter series...sci-fi/fantasy, action/adventure, J-horror.

SHOWS: Doctor Who, Torchwood, House, Being Human (U.S. version; haven't seen the original Brit one), The Office (U.K. version), Community, Archer, Titan Maximum, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, Fringe, The X-Files, Firefly, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Dollhouse, E.R., Weeds, Dexter, Oz, Deadwood, Rome, South Park, Futurama, Falling Skies, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Sons Of Anarchy, Nip/Tuck, American Dad, Arrested Developent...Hint: I like TV a lot more than I like movies.

MUSIC: Metal, rock, rap (that isn't just about money, bitches, & the usual rap stereotypes), and soundtracks of all kinds are my favorite genres. If it helps, here's some of my favorite bands/artists/whatever: Metallica, Twiztid, Tech N9ne, Immortal Technique, Eminem, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Daft Punk, Within Temptation, Lacuna Coil, Audioslave, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, AC/DC, Garbage, Fort Minor, ICP, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Clint Mansell, Akira Yamaoka, Jack Wall & the other 90 composers who worked on Mass Effect, Muse, Tool, The Wombats, The Doors, The Pretty Reckless, Coheed & Cambria, Yoko Kanno & The Seatbelts, Johnny Cash, Evanescence, Halia Meguid, Skillet, The Glitch Mob, Smashing Pumpkins, and The Wallflowers.

GAMES (VIDEO & OTHERWISE): Mass Effect (yes, I even liked 3's ending. The Extended Cut, at least), Risk, Monopoly, Dungeons & Dragons, pretty much any Star Wars game except those terrible FMV Rebel Assault games, X-COM, Portal, Half-Life (Related: Black Mesa Source should be canonized by Gabe Newell. Discuss), Batman: Arkham Asylum/City, Left 4 Dead, Assassin's Creed, Super Mario RPG, Super Mario 64, any Mario Kart (I am the undisputed king of Rainbow Road, MUAHAHAHA), Final Fantasy 7, Armed & Dangerous, Monkey Island, Magic: The Gathering

FOOD: Italian, Chinese, Mexican, chocolate, red meat, omelets
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Trust, chemistry, passion, logic, stories, & good vittles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff. And, occasionally...THINGS. Also, quantum physics & baked goods.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
(813) 732-2597.

Also, I have OCD.
You should message me if
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- You aren't overly religious.
- You are STD-free.
- You have no kids.
- You have no unnecessary drama in your life.
- You haven't run screaming for the hills by now.

Also, don't be afraid to message me first. We're all adults here, after all. The only guys who don't like a woman being up front with her desires are usually fedora-wearing white knights & general douchebags. Just have something to say, that's all I ask.