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thedumbdrums

25 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 10:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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***im a human person hi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What I’m doing with my life
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LIFE AFFIRMING MUNDANITY. the slow reconciliation of disparate elements towards an emergent whole, n stuff...but mostly just 'Sat in your lap' by Kate Bush, you know?

july update: jk mostly just going to ruby room every single day
august update: roughly 3:1 ratio of staying in watching vice news vs ruby room
september update: sponsoring lil dude Milton in Zambia, I guess??
I’m really good at
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making lists, adaptation, troubleshooting, drinking water, getting all worked up, , ,
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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.pdf - Z.Smith, DFW, Franzen (sorry im dumb), Eggers (sorry im dumb), Easton Ellis (sorry im dumb), Kundera, Nabokov, H.Miller, Camus, Kafka. I don't know if it's more embarrassing to admit the above or just pretend to be illiterate?

.avi - Last Tango in Paris, A Woman Under the Influence, Midnight Cowboy, Wizard People Dear Reader, any early DeNiro or Pacino, Masculin Feminin, True Detective, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Vice docs.

.mp3 - the new caribou album! BRIAN ENO (mostly '74-'77), cocteau twins, talking heads, fugazi, young thug, kyary pamyu pamyu, bowie '76-'80, prince '79-'87, kinsella bros emo diaspora, tom waits' rain dogs, wild beasts, kurt vile, shudder to think, galaxie 500, women, MBV, and all the requisite locals+contemporaries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
catharsis
cathexis
tone worship
health
proteins
todestrieb
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
'the two key solutions are to reduce economic inequality so as to ensure fairer distribution of resources, and to dramatically reduce resource consumption by relying on less intensive renewable resources and reducing population growth.'

rap music, socioeconomics, personhood, privilege, consumer technology, aural aesthetics, drug policy, macro and micro violences, labor, male gaze, ugh hi im boring

STEVE MILLER BAND: http://youtu.be/mGF_0AcHaGs
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
the return of the thin white duke/dork
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I'm so irredeemably bad at responding, sorry!!!!!!!!!