Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My arm bone is connected to my shoulder bone. My shoulder bone is
connected to my neck bone. My neck bone is connected to my skull
bone. My skull bone is connected to my brain bone. My brain bone is
connected to my anal bone (silly poetry...not really me). Fuck, I
don't know what to write.......I love sunsets and the toronto
islands and dogs (I love dogs so much I could eat them). I don't
care about making money.....if I could just make a bit of art that
I was really really proud of that would probably be good enough for
me. Oh, and I'm very left wing and you should be too (an explosives
expert would be a nice addition to my friend group). If you got any
more questions ask my mum/therapist...they think I'm fucking
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
sleeping in.....making art......wandering around cold nights,
squinting my eyes against em blinkin Young St. lights, the smoke
and ache in my chest...Toronto, Toronto, your boy is here and he's
gonna be a star!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Introspection (or trying to find a way out from up my own
Interpersonal communication (dude, did you like fart or something)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What people say about me or how they see me is no business of mine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Orlando, Tropic of Capricorn, Babylon (Crevel), The Castle, In Cold
Blood, On The Road
Shit, I need to read some contemporary stuff and make a concerted
effort to read more books by others than just white dead
Clowns by Fellini, Amacord also Fellini, The White Ribbon, Trash
and Heat by Morrissey, Muholland Drive, Days of Heaven, Paper Moon,
Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte, Kenneth Anger's films, George Kuchar's
films, Female Trouble, Nuts In May
Patti Smith, The Rolling Stones, Timber Timbre, One Hundred
Dollars, Cousins, Crystal Castles, Hank Williams, Hole, Diamanda
Sardines from a can.
I try to be as vegetarian as I can.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Swimming on the island
Hanging out with dogs (I dream about dogs)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do I actually like Toronto? Perhaps I'd be happier living in a
medium sized city like Halifax or Winnipeg
Where as a society we are headed; specifically what the global
warming crisis is going to materialize as before I die
When the fuck are we going to get more bike lanes?!
The date and time of Rob Ford's departure.
Getting out of the city this summer and trekking to Montreal or
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a beer with a friend probably watching some live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The anal bleaching mishap might not have been a mishap. You know
what I'm saying.....since you can read my thoughts. Why did I write
this whole bloody profile out then if you can read my thoughts? You
know the answer to that question, don't you? That's right! Shut up
and message me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love art and sunsets, too. And I don't mean the cornball kind
of sunset on a valentines day card your friend gave you in grade
school. I'm talking about a fiery orange hell bound sunset, the
kind that makes you nervous, signalling the onset of a very dark
night. Ha! (or maybe not ha!)
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