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40 M West Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Born and raised in the Valley. Ditched LA for Berkeley/SF Bay Area after high school. Back in LA for the last 8 years.

My sense of humor and style tend to favor the Dark Side. Not that I'm evil or anything ;) I can be very mischievous, tend to look for the humor in any situation and find great pleasure in coming up with something clever.

Attempting (and for the most part succeeding) in keeping my life as drama-free as possible, so psycho-stalker types need not apply ;) Well, okay, you can apply, but I've gotta tell you that I've got a pretty thorough screening process.

Clearly, I'm really not providing you with a decent self-summary here. Hmmm...I'm fun to be around. I have interesting and unique taste. I care deeply about the things and people I am interested in but I'm also good at not taking everything so seriously. I'm loyal, to a fault.

Okay, enough for now - if you want to learn more, you're gonna have to message me.

Looking for a partner/co-conspirator/lover/companion/confidant to share life's wonderful adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the world of high-end chocolate.
Obsessively collecting vinyl.
Keeping abreast of what's happening in the world.
Wasting altogether too much time on Facebook.
Trying to get outside more often.
Conspiring with my co-horts.
DJ'ing at a Koreatown dive bar and a hot, new bar downtown.
Making YouTube playlists. Here's the most recent one, in honor of summer:
I’m really good at
Useless Trivia
Short Cuts
Laughing inappropriately
Being Politically Incorrect
The first things people usually notice about me
That certain Je ne sais quoi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Unfortunately, I haven't been doing a helluva lot of book-reading in the traditional sense for the past few years (damn you, internets!) But, I do like fiction, non-fiction, band biographies/autobiographies, True Crime, Sci-Fi, and whatever else of interest that comes my way.

Movies (easier to list Directors I like): David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick, Oliver Stone, Russ Meyer, Martin Scorsese, John Waters, David Cronenberg, David Fincher, John Hughes, Tony Scott, Quentin Tarantino, Steven Speilberg, Darren Aronovsky, Takashi Miike, etc., etc.

TV: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, True Blood, Dexter, Californication, Magic City, Eagleheart, Shameless, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, Nip/Tuck, Project Runway, The Incredibly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Louie, The Walking Dead, Eastbound and Down, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, IFC.

Music: I am partial to New Wave, Synthpop, Italo Disco, obscure 80s music, Shoegaze, Psychedelic Rock, Yé-yé, and some Industrial/Goth (mostly of the older variety). Admittedly a music snob (I prefer to refer to myself as a connoisseur), if your taste sucks, I'll probably let you know. But, I make THE best mixtapes (or playlists, or mixes, or what have you).

Food: Most of the Asian ones with an emphasis on Japanese, Korean BBQ, Thai, Pho, Ramen (and I'm not talkin' Top Ramen), Burgers except for most Fast Food ones, Sandwiches, Mexican, Middle Eastern/Greek, Italian, Peruvian, and Chocolate [my day job].
The six things I could never do without
How about 6 things I COULD do without:
TOP 40
Slow Walkers
Man-hating Lesbians
Product Placements
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Let me get back to you on that.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends, socializing, schmoozing, drinking, laughing, cavorting. Or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you want juicy details, you'll have to inquire within...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're halfway interesting and easy on the eyes.