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theebeezkneez

26 San Diego, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 5:55am
Orientation
Pansexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INFP, Creative, Crafty, Sarcastic, Optimistic realist, Free thinker, Liberal, Lover

Introvert forcibly conditioned by an extroverted world.

Life is (almost always) about the journey.

I'm primarily interested in expanding my social circle. Solicitation of sexual favors will go unanswered- sorry (not sorry) bout it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding my purpose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awkward, inappropriate and sarcastic- swearing, writing, laughing, loving, forgiving and over-analyzing literally everything.

And also convincing people I'm ignoring them by not responding to various forms of communication... I'm not ignoring you, I'm just recharging ^.^
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Invisible Monsters, Choke, Food of The Gods, The Holographic Universe, Cosmos, How I Became Stupid.

The 400 Blows, Fantastic Mr Fox, Juno, Drive, Requiem for a Dream, Wristcutters, Girl Interrupted, Royal Tenenbaums, 500 Days of Summer, Lars and The Real Girl, American History X, Mean Girls... I like A LOT of films-

Broad City, It's Always Sunny, Archer, Gotham, Bates Motel, OITNB, and Drunk History.

Indie, Hiphop, Electronic, Folk, EDM, Metal and Pop.

Thai and Indian food, very dark chocolate and grilled cheese.

I take my coffee black, and my scotch neat. Tea is my go to, in any case.

General Interests: Stargazing, Philosophy, Longboarding, Education, Scenic Drives, VW, The Pacific Northwest, Art, Photography, Film, Good Wine, Travel, Frolf and DIY Projects.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Science
Knowledge
Laughter
Love
Music
Humans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't mind if anyone wants to drink, smoke some green, etc, but it does not define my personal existence.

Oh, and I hate bees.
HATE.
You should message me if
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You're a human being with human desires and aspirations.