Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am so smart that Einstein traveled into the future to when I was
5 years old to have me solve some of the equations that he could
not. Within a matter of minutes I sketched out the solutions on my
Etch a Sketch with lighting fast accuracy. After that simple task
was completed, I tossed old Einstein a hive five, a fist pump and a
slight "yah I just did that" grin.
Einstein was so excited to return to his time and take credit for
my accomplishments that he started chanting "Ich liebe dieses
schöne Kind. Ich werde so berühmt zu sein ."
I'm also a ninja, I eat raw meat and protein only, I can bench
press 5 tons while reading more than one book and I make most
people have a religious experience when I'm near them. Usually,
they cry but in a good way.
I also make babies laugh and smile when I teach them how to become
amazing (like myself) all while holding twelve puppies to show off
my sensitive side.
And finally, I'm also working a novel, I can play the piano blind
folded while writing music in my head, and I make paintings that
receive awards and then destroy them to keep their secrets from
ever being discovered.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hijacking bears, eating raw meat and protein shakes. Saving the
world is my part time job because it's been easy so far.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My arm hair, it's amazingly long, and I style it to look like
whatever celebrity I am representing for the week. That and my pure
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
How about you tell me what you like and see if it matches up. If we
have opposing tastes then I will teach you how to enjoy life as a
professionally tasteful connoisseur like myself.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in any particular order... I am going to list 16. Rules just
aren't my thing.
7. Being creative
8. Teaching people
9. Hijacking bears
10. Amazing sex
11. Making babies laugh
12. Saving the world
13. Eating protein
14. Obtaining more super human abilities
15. Being a gentleman by opening doors for old ladies
16. Drinking water (I think I'd die without it) Not sure though I
haven't tried yet, it might be one of my super human abilities.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think a lot about my next step to making the world an even better
place than I already have, eating raw meat and bear
Everything else I already knew the second I was born.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning my next move into greatness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
During the opening sequence of Fred and the Flintstones when Fred
was kicked out by his pet dinosaur, a tear rolled down my eye. It
was a touching moment that I will never forget.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wan't to practice flirting or conversation techniques with a
professional. I'll even give you some pointers if I'm not
interested so you can guarantee success with the oh so elusive men
of okcupid. I already have an ebook in the works btw.
You wan't to help me with my plans on creating free energy.
You have the proper DNA that matches with my profiles DNA so we can
make super human profile matches of 99.9 percent purity.
You understand what satire is.
Your interesting and have more to talk about than celebrity gossip
and how many pairs of shoes you own.
Your tired of having 50 guys send you messages that your not
interested in and wan't to send this guy one but are afraid of
You like what you see and you see what you like.
Who are you looking for?
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