I am 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 Finnish and 1/2 Western European cattle
post-punk semi-adult. I was born to doctors and came out doodling.
Lucky them. Beer + music + proper company = dancing. It's one of
the few times in life I can truly feel joy. I never got over
jumping, still get in giggle fits and I'm down with the
Sometimes I'm anxious and forgetful, other times I am powerful and
unstoppable. My twenties have shown me that I can do so much,
withstand mental catastrophes and that, yes, my body does fade with
time. I am always growing with the time that passes with me.
I have an art degree. I like to draw things: fat cartoons with
missing limbs, lots and lots and lots of birds. I currently have a
triangle problem. I consider myself a crafts-person more-so than an
artist....although others beg the difference. Is fixing broken
things and cleaning stuff an art? Then, I am an artist.
When I am at my worst I am at my best, creatively speaking. Except,
I can't get out of bed because the dog won't get off of my legs so
now I just won't get out of bed. So much for being creative.
I am eccentric, anachronistic, and falling with style
What I’m doing with my life
Working towards a balanced place in the world, seeking an exit from
Texas. Passing the time with teaching small humans. Carrying my mom
through cancer. Waiting. Sewing. Dancing. Hiking. Camping. Drawing.
mud house OR super compact house
delicious edible farm
build gigantic installations in the middle of nowhere
roll in mountains of ganja
brew lots of beer
have a wolf pack/dog pack
OLD LADY GARDEN
no cellphones or cars, just walking and letters
I’m really good at
Talking too much. Stealing your beer without knowing it. Being sad.
Forgetting all of your names. Some people say I am good at dancing
but I think they just like seeing me that excited.
The first things people usually notice about me
glasses, mad scientist red hair, talking nonsense.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Back to Basics, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Running with
Scissors, Ishmael, Stranger in a Strange Land, Harry Potter,
Slaughter House Five, Friday, All Creatures Great and Small, 2012:
The Return of Quetzalcoatl, 7 Arrows, Black Elk Speaks, In
Watermelon Sugar, A Maze of Death
Army of Darkness, Ong Bak, House of Flying Daggers, Survive Style
5, Fear and Loathing, Miyazaki, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Wes
Anderson. I'll watch anything once.
The Cure, Tune-Yards, Girl Talk, Le Tigre, Sparks, Bob Willis and
his Texas Playboys, Das Racist, Tim Hecker, Django Reinhardt, La
Roux, RJD2, The Knife, Fugazi, Los Picadientes de Caborca. Anything
that makes me dance.
I just like food, especially fried things. Anything from your
garden, farm, forest or back yard. Is it fresh? Put it in my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Art in all of it's forms, altered chemical processes, creatures,
adventures, love, FOOD.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The infinite possibilities that could occur in a singular day, any
and all days. The end of the human consumptive "world". Where
exactly I will die, staring at the sky. Forensics. The future. Car
wrecks. Living in the woods like an animal. Justice, acceptance and
equality. My fucked up left knee. So many things to do. Where are
My day dreams are convoluted, strange, ever-going, ever-present.
On a typical Friday night I am
Adult beverages, parties, openings and projects. Or falling asleep
early. Tv party tonight?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to make an epic friend circle that would make my heart
explode with happiness. Making crafts, watching films, dog walks,
adventures, getting dirty, getting pretty, getting high, getting
low, drinks drinks drinks, syncing up and bleeding all over the
Also, I am a terrible speller, covered in cellulite and have some
really bad teeth. Gnarly.
You should message me if
You do not want to have sex with me. I am gross and I have a
significant other. Slot's filled.
You want to be real friends. We live close by or we write far away.
Can make do artsy, motivated, Ben-Franklin-style-improve-yourself
situations real. Adventures? Bicycles? Naturalism? Non-pretentious
art? Liberated? O.K. Let's drink some beer, do some hiking.