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29 F San Antonio, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Mar 25
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 Finnish and 1/2 Western European cattle post-punk semi adult. I was born to doctors and came out doodling. Lucky them. Beer + music + proper company = dancing. It's one of the few times in life I can truly feel joy. I never got over jumping, still get in giggle fits and I'm down with the queers.

I have an art degree. I like to draw things: fat cartoons with missing limbs, lots and lots and lots of birds. I currently have a bird problem. I consider myself a crafts-person more-so than an artist....although others beg the difference. Is fixing broken things and cleaning stuff an art? Then, I am an artist.

When I am at my worst I am at my best, creatively speaking. Except, I can't get out of bed because the dog won't get off of my
legs so now I just won't get out of bed. So much for being creative.

I am eccentric, anachronistic, and falling with style
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working towards a balanced place in the world, seeking an exit from Texas. Passing the time with teaching small humans. Waiting. Sewing. Dancing. Hiking. Camping. Drawing. JerryJerryJerry! I recently went to Maine and nothing is ever going to be the same...

mud house OR super compact house
delicious edible farm
Non-modern/wasteful living
build gigantic installations in the middle of nowhere
roll in mountains of ganja
brew lots of beer
have a wolf pack
no cellphones or cars, just walking and letters
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking. Stealing your beer without knowing it. Being sad. Some people say I am good at dancing but I think they just like seeing me that excited.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
glasses, mad scientist red hair, and dancing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Back to Basics, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Running with Scissors, Ishmael, Stranger in a Strange Land, Harry Potter, Slaughter House Five, Friday, All Creatures Great and Small, 2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl, 7 Arrows

Everything is Illuminated, Army of Darkness, Ong Bak, House of Flying Daggers, Chocolate, Survive Style 5, Fear and Loathing, Miyazaki, Indiana Jones, Star Wars. I'll watch anything once.

The Cure, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Girl Talk, Le Tigre, Queen, Bob Willis and his Texas Playboys, Lil Wayne, Tim Hecker, Django Reinhardt, La Roux, RJD2, The Knife, Fugazi, Los Picadientes de Caborca. Anything that makes me dance.

I just like food, especially fried things. Anything from your garden, farm or back yard. Is it fresh? Put it in my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art in all of it's forms, altered chemical processes, creatures, adventures, love, FOOD.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The infinite possibilities that could occur in a singular day, any and all days. The end of the human consumptive "world". Where I will die. The future. So many things to do.

My day dreams are convoluted, strange, ever-going, ever-present.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Adult beverages, parties, openings and projects. Or falling asleep early. Tv party tonight?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to make an epic friend circle that would make my heart explode with happiness. Or something ridiculous like that. Specifically, if you are a lady who is looking for a friend who is another lady PLEASE WRITE ME! Queer bonus. I am missing a good woman type in my life and need one to hang out with or write. Making crafts, watch films, dog walks, adventures, getting dirty, getting pretty, getting high, drinks drinks drinks, syncing up and bleeding all over the place...together. Ideally.

These are the hopes of my little dumb heart.

Also, I am a terrible speller and have some really bad teeth. Gnarly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You do not want to have sex with me. I don't want to have romantic relations with you. FWENDS ONLY PLEASE. I have a significant other, slot's filled.

You want to be friends for realz. We live close by or we write far away. Can make do artsy, motivated, Ben-Franklin-style-improve-yourself situations real. Adventures? Bicycles? Naturalism? Non-pretentious art? Liberated? O.K. Let's drink some beer.