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thefattyman

28 Houston, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Random stuff I like to do:
karaoke, tennis, love dancing (from two step to the dougie), hiking, rock climbing, talking to random ass people, people watching, movies, and so much more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm super poor!* So if you're a Gold Digger, go find your sugar daddy somewhere else.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting friend zoned. Lol Jk
Tying cherry stems with... Your fingers 😯
Playing with yoyos.
Doing double unders.
People liking me.
Coloring with crayons.
Playing... and Praying...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Night, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dark Knight, 500 days of summer, How I Met Your Mother, Biggest Loser, Shark Tank, The Price is Right, Chopped, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Sinatra, Jackson, Legend, Radiohead, Feist, X, Daft punk, Grime, Salva,classic burgers, chicken fried steak, sashimi, strawberries, pineapple, a la mode, creme brulee, sinigang, sour apple flavoring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...Why the cute girl (you) that viewed my profile more than once, didn't say hi?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I guarantee you would have fun with me on a Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went to the University of Texas... And I don't hate aggies... I'm actually quite fond of many of them.

I don't think Longhorns are better than aggies...

I know we are.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*you came this far really thinking I was super poor.

Or if you want to do sales for Google.