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27 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
So you're probably wondering what's up with the pics with girls. They're some friends that I like to party with. I'm not a slut nor am I a douche bag. I like to have fun, socialize, mingle with girls, get numbers, hang out, etc.

Next question you may have said to yourself is: those are cute girls why isn't he with one of them? Maybe there is something wrong with him. Answer: I'm super freaking picky. I kinda believe "the one" exists out there.

Anyway, I don't really know what else to write here... So I'll continue with random shit I like to do.

I like karaoke, tennis, love dancing (from two step to the dougie), hiking, rock climbing, talking to random ass people, people watching, movies, and so much more.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm super poor!* So if you're a Gold Digger, go find your sugar daddy somewhere else.
I’m really good at
Getting friend zoned. Lol Jk
Tying cherry stems in my mouth.
Playing with yoyos.
Doing double unders.
People liking me.
Coloring with crayons.
Playing... like Saturday morning wrestling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Night, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dark Knight, 500 days of summer, How I Met Your Mother, Biggest Loser, Shark Tank, The Price is Right, Chopped, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Sinatra, Jackson, Legend, Radiohead, Feist, X, Daft punk, Grime, Salva,classic burgers, chicken fried steak, sashimi, strawberries, pineapple, a la mode, creme brulee, sinigang, sour apple flavoring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...Why the cute girl (you) that viewed my profile more than once, didn't say hi?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting someone's number and having fun. Again... I'm not a slut, I don't take advantage of drunk females.

I guarantee you would have fun with me on a Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went to the University of Texas... And I don't hate aggies... I'm actually quite fond of many of them.

I don't think Longhorns are better than aggies...

I know we are.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a nice house, you're older than 30, have 2 or more children, and still like to dance and party...

...In ten years.

*Or you came this far really thinking I was super poor.