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thefattyman

27 M Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Random shit I like to do:
karaoke, tennis, love dancing (from two step to the dougie), hiking, rock climbing, talking to random ass people, people watching, movies, and so much more.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm super poor!* So if you're a Gold Digger, go find your sugar daddy somewhere else.
I’m really good at
Getting friend zoned. Lol Jk
Tying cherry stems with... Your fingers 😯
Playing with yoyos.
Doing double unders.
People liking me.
Coloring with crayons.
Playing...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I speak Spanish... but I don't. Then they get disappointed in me because I don't know my own language.. But it's not my language or my parents language so screw you and stop judging me for no reason!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Night, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dark Knight, 500 days of summer, How I Met Your Mother, Biggest Loser, Shark Tank, The Price is Right, Chopped, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Sinatra, Jackson, Legend, Radiohead, Feist, X, Daft punk, Grime, Salva,classic burgers, chicken fried steak, sashimi, strawberries, pineapple, a la mode, creme brulee, sinigang, sour apple flavoring.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...Why the cute girl (you) that viewed my profile more than once, didn't say hi?
On a typical Friday night I am
I guarantee you would have fun with me on a Friday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I went to the University of Texas... And I don't hate aggies... I'm actually quite fond of many of them.

I don't think Longhorns are better than aggies...

I know we are.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
*you came this far really thinking I was super poor.