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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: Recently began a delve into realm of polyamory (dating a lady who is primary partnered with someone else), which I understand is not a thing of interest for a lot of people. But if it is, please do read on. There are jokes! Bad ones!

Hello. I am John. I live in a house with a big plastic shark called Mr Bitey. I don't talk to him though. That would be weird.

I enjoy things. Here are some: books, indie music, films, modern art, wine, whisky, playing guitar badly, writing badly, running (fairly well - I've not fallen over in at least 2 weeks), gym, Dogtanian, hedgehogs, snow, monkeys, science, cheese, silly stories, tea, clever people who can tell me things, sci-fi nerdism, narwhals, kinkery, coversations about silly things, conversations about serious things, sharks, Boosh, penguins, travel, Adam West, alliteration, Charlie Brooker, clouds, Flight of the Conchords...will that do?

With regard to less tangible gubbins, I'm a big old pro-PC, pro-feminist, pro LGBTQ, pro-socialism lefty and although I'm all about (do people still say 'all about'?) the empathy (cf David Foster Wallace's 'This Is Water' speech) if you've ever read the Daily Mail and nodded in approval then I probably won't like you too much. Sorry.

Sometimes I write stupid stories and post them here:

I'd like to meet someone who's clever and funny.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I mess around with databases, whilst trying to decide what I'd actually like to do with my life...its not looking likely that I'm going to get super powers now :( So I'm open to other suggestions...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, talking nonsense, looking confused...erm...I can juggle?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmm. Tricky. I'm going to steal what seems to be a popular answer on here and say 'my boobs'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Richard Yates, China Mieville, Will Self, Iain Banks, Don DeLillo, Bret Easton Ellis, Zadie Smith, Primo Levi, AL Kennedy, Terry Pratchett, Louise Wener, David Mitchell (not that one)

Films: Napoleon Dynamite, Lost in Translation, Groundhog Day, Withnail & I, Anchorman, Team America, Memento, Airplane, 2001, Big Lebowski, Sideways

Music: Silver Sun, Manics, Magnetic Fields, Idlewild, Death Cab for Cutie, Pipettes, Lemonheads, Elvis Costello, Pulp, Flaming Lips, Pixies, Elbow, Sultans of Ping, Kingmaker, Smashing Pumpkins, Ash, Belle & Sebastian, Grandaddy, Hefner, British Sea Power, Radiohead, Sparklehorse, Postal Service, David Bowie, Long Blondes, Rilo Kiley, the Shins
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My great family & friends, books, imagination and tea. And space-dragons that can tapdance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why anyone in their right minds likes marmite? Seriously. Come on people. Stop it. Put that foul jar down and step away. That's it. Good. Now, have you ever tried jam?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying in more than I'd like to be, lately. Boo. (that's an expression of regret, not a ghost noise. I'm not a ghost. NB if you have evidence to the contrary, please don't tell me.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not private particularly, but I'll admit that I neither like chocolate nor own a car. I know. Weird.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We seem to have things in common, you have a dog I can be friends with, or you want to argue about Marmite.