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34 M Birmingham, United Kingdom

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Last Online
Today – 6:35am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello. I am John. I live in a house with a South Park Chef toy and a big plastic shark called Mr Bitey. I don't talk to them though. That would be weird.

I enjoy things. Here are some: books, indie music, films, modern art, wine, whisky, playing guitar badly, writing badly, running (fairly well - I've not fallen over in at least 2 weeks), gym, Dogtanian, hedgehogs, snow, monkeys, science, cheese, silly stories, tea, clever people who can tell me things, sci-fi nerdism, narwhals, kinkery, coversations about silly things, conversations about serious things, sharks, Boosh, penguins, travel, Adam West, alliteration, Charlie Brooker, clouds, stars, Flight of the Conchords...will that do?

With regard to less tangible gubbins, I'm a big old pro-PC, pro-feminist, pro LGBTQ, pro-socialism lefty and although I'm all about (do people still say 'all about'?) the empathy (cf David Foster Wallace's 'This Is Water' speech) if you've ever read the Daily Mail and nodded in approval then I probably won't like you too much. Sorry.

I'd like to meet someone who's clever and funny.
What I’m doing with my life
I "analyse data", whilst trying to decide what I'd actually like to do with my life...its not looking likely that I'm going to get super powers now :( So I'm open to other suggestions...
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, talking nonsense, looking confused...erm...I can juggle?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm still getting occasionally ID'd at the age of...well, 30something, so maybe people think I still look ridiculously young? I'll be the one laughing when I'm 80, and only look 70...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hemingway, Richard Yates, various sci-fi stuff, Will Self, Iain Banks, Don DeLillo, Bret Easton Ellis, Primo Levi, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, David Mitchell (not that one)

Films: Napoleon Dynamite, Lost in Translation, Groundhog Day, Withnail & I, Anchorman, Team America, Memento, Airplane, 2001, Big Lebowski, Sideways

Music: Silver Sun, Manics, Magnetic Fields, Idlewild, Death Cab for Cutie, Pipettes, Lemonheads, Elvis Costello, Pulp, Flaming Lips, Pixies, Elbow, Sultans of Ping, Kingmaker, Smashing Pumpkins, Ash, Belle & Sebastian, Grandaddy, Hefner, British Sea Power, Radiohead, Big Yoga Muffin, Sparklehorse, Postal Service, David Bowie, Long Blondes, Rilo Kiley, the Shins
The six things I could never do without
My great family & friends, books, imagination and tea. And space-dragons that can tapdance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why anyone in their right minds likes marmite? Seriously. Come on people. Stop it. Put that foul jar down and step away. That's it. Good. Now, have you ever tried jam?
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in more than I'd like to be, lately. Boo. (that's an expression of regret, not a ghost noise. I'm not a ghost. NB if you have evidence to the contrary, please don't tell me.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not private particularly, but I'll admit that I neither like chocolate nor own a car. I know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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