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34 M Birmingham, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:34am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello. I am John. I live in a house with a big plastic shark called Mr Bitey. I don't talk to him though. That would be weird.

I enjoy things. Here are some: books, indie music, films, modern art, wine, whisky, playing guitar badly, writing badly, running (fairly well - I've not fallen over in at least 2 weeks), gym, Dogtanian, hedgehogs, snow, monkeys, science, cheese, silly stories, tea, clever people who can tell me things, sci-fi nerdism, narwhals, kinkery, coversations about silly things, conversations about serious things, sharks, Boosh, penguins, travel, Adam West, alliteration, Charlie Brooker, clouds, Flight of the Conchords...will that do?

With regard to less tangible gubbins, I'm a big old pro-PC, pro-feminist, pro LGBTQ, pro-socialism lefty and although I'm all about (do people still say 'all about'?) the empathy (cf David Foster Wallace's 'This Is Water' speech) if you've ever read the Daily Mail and nodded in approval then I probably won't like you too much. Sorry.

I write stupid stories sometimes and post them here:

I'd like to meet someone who's clever and funny.
What I’m doing with my life
I mess around with databases, whilst trying to decide what I'd actually like to do with my life...its not looking likely that I'm going to get super powers now :( So I'm open to other suggestions...
I’m really good at
Procrastinating, talking nonsense, looking confused...erm...I can juggle?
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmm. Tricky. I'm going to steal what seems to be a popular answer on here and say 'my boobs'.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Richard Yates, China Mieville Will Self, Iain Banks, Don DeLillo, Bret Easton Ellis, Zadie Smith, Primo Levi, AL Kennedy, Terry Pratchett, Louise Wener, David Mitchell (not that one)

Films: Napoleon Dynamite, Lost in Translation, Groundhog Day, Withnail & I, Anchorman, Team America, Memento, Airplane, 2001, Big Lebowski, Sideways

Music: Silver Sun, Manics, Magnetic Fields, Idlewild, Death Cab for Cutie, Pipettes, Lemonheads, Elvis Costello, Pulp, Flaming Lips, Pixies, Elbow, Sultans of Ping, Kingmaker, Smashing Pumpkins, Ash, Belle & Sebastian, Grandaddy, Hefner, British Sea Power, Radiohead, Sparklehorse, Postal Service, David Bowie, Long Blondes, Rilo Kiley, the Shins
The six things I could never do without
My great family & friends, books, imagination and tea. And space-dragons that can tapdance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why anyone in their right minds likes marmite? Seriously. Come on people. Stop it. Put that foul jar down and step away. That's it. Good. Now, have you ever tried jam?
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in more than I'd like to be, lately. Boo. (that's an expression of regret, not a ghost noise. I'm not a ghost. NB if you have evidence to the contrary, please don't tell me.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not private particularly, but I'll admit that I neither like chocolate nor own a car. I know. Weird.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
We seem to have things in common, you have a dog I can be friends with, or you want to argue about Marmite.