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theflytrap

35 F Belfast, ME

My Details

Last Online
Oct 28, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
What the heck does someone say about themselves here that might catch the attention of a passer by?

I'm 28, relatively educated, somewhat normal, fun loving, free spirited...and sick of bullshit.

I'm done being judged by what all the other girls you've crossed paths with have done. I won't judge you by the scum sucking bastards in my past, don't judge me by the whores in yours.

I'm sick of being asked..."Why are you single?" So I'll answer it here for everyone to see...

I am single because I don't feel the need to validate my life with a man or a relationship. I am also very picky. I figure it'll happen when it happens...no rush.

I am blunt and to the point. I do not make nice with anyone...I don't sugar coat things or pretend to be something I am not.

Yes, I am a forensic psychologist. I work with the State Police and specialize in deviant sexuality and domestic violence cases. So yes...not only do I know HOW to be kinky...I know WHY. ;)

Want more pictures? Wish granted...

http://flickr.com/photos/theflytrap

I am ready for a vacation, somewhere warm, and w/ cute cabana boys
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently back in school (woohooo!) working on my PhD in Deviant Psychology. So, you can start practicing calling me Dr. Theflytrap...ok? Great.

I'm also just looking for intelligent life on this planet. Particularly male intelligent life. So far...the expedition has only turned up interesting male lifeforms in South Korea....wtf is that? Did they pick all of the cute, smart, funny boys and move them to South fucking Korea?!?!?! *applies for a passport*

What's the weather in SKorea look like in November anyways?
I’m really good at
...everything? No no...I'm kidding. Or am I? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Well this isn't the easiest question to answer...Most people tell me that when they first meet me they think I'm a stuck up pretentious bitch. But once they get to know me they find out that nothing is further from the truth. Oh, and my eyes...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I LOVE Chuck Palahniuk! And I'm sort of a book junkie...If i could eat library binding glue I would. Margaret Atwood, Joyce Carol Oates, Christopher Moore, Monica Drake, Katherine Dunn, Karen Joy Fowler...the list goes on and on and on. Music wise...I like everything. I'm not a huge fan of really twangy country or shoot em up rap or kill your momma eat your dog screaming rage music...but if it has a good beat and I can get my groove on...count me in!
The six things I could never do without
My dog, my camera, my blackberry (my life is in there!), my books, a bottle of water, and skinny cow fudge bars...mmmm....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. No seriously. I have to...it's part of my job. And here you thought I was some sort of a pervert...well maybe I am. But I'm not about to admit that here! And the state of the union, the US education system, Iraq, what really happened to JFK, whether or not Elvis really could still be alive and working at some call center in India...
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Yeah...that's right...I work on Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Uhhh...I have a shoe fetish.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–56
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor, are semi-intelligent, have a goal for your life and are otherwise a decent human being. And you can tell me where this quote (that sums up what I want) is from .... "What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."