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theforesttroll

35 / M / Straight / Single

Minneapolis, Minnesota

His Details

Last Online
Jun 1
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a freelance writer, website developer, perpetual student, arbiter of cheese, and proud owner of mini-dachshund named Carrera.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking adventures. I have sort of made that a lifestyle in recent years... attempting to do the things that everyone would love to do yet just don't think that they can. Then I scribble them all down and maybe sell a few.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, playing guitar, making people laugh while I am playing guitar.

Oh and artfully tripping at the most inopportune moments.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. They change colors... wooooo!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by Kerouac, Steinbeck, and Nietzsche. I have a Kindle Fire so I get to carry my library in my pocket.

Movies: David Fincher movies, anything by Hitchcock, anything by Kubrick, most psychological thrillers, and of course classic Disney cartoons.

TV: I don't watch much TV however I'll sit down and devour full season DVDs - Criminal Minds, NCIS, Psych. I LOVE wildlife films and documentaries because I am a dork.

Music: indie/folk stuff, NIN, Tool, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Joe Purdy, Deftones, classical music if its piano and/or cello.
The six things I could never do without
My puppy, Carrera... a Moleskine notebook... an acoustic guitar... and... um... I guess I am still searching for the other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything! My mind hardly shuts up at times. Overthinking, though, is rare... its more like I am manically thoughtful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for excitement or even the peaceful opposite relishing the calm amidst the eye of a storm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ah, but this is a great conversation starter... ask me if you would like to know ;)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
you are curious to discover someone very much different from the norm and certainly if you do not mind longish email/messages that involve complete sentences, words that are perhaps more ornate than the usual, and at least the greatest attempts at correct spelling.