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thefourthmonth

32 F Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have officially been in California for a year and a half. My blood is still East Coast so I continue to own an umbrella and cringe when people complain about it being "cold" when it's over 60 degrees. Otherwise I've adjusted nicely and I am no longer vitamin D defficient!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I color on faces all day long. And by that I mean I am a makeup artist and a business manager. I spend my time making ladies feel good about themselves, and that is pretty satisfying. When I am not doing that I am traveling and spending time with my amazing friends and family. I also intend to go to Disneyland as much as possible...it just may be the happiest place on earth- and there are pirates!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a pretty remarkable memory...you want me on your trivia team, trust me. IMDB has nothing on me. I am great at laughing and making other people laugh. I can draw you a picture of most anything. I also give annoyingly logical advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have some very colorful tattoos, so depending on the season and how much skin I have showing they tend to stand out a bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These constantly fluxuate and are too numerous to mention. So I reserve the right to change at anytime.
Books and by books I mean Authors- Dennis Lehane, Chuck Palahniuk, John Irving, J.K. Rowling (no shame here), Stephen King, Russell Brand, I love slightly twisted writing as well as a good mystery,
Movies- Boondock Saints, It's a Wonderful Life, Stand By Me, Abbott and Costello: Buck Privates and so on...
Shows-Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Dexter, Trueblood, both SVU and CI, HIMYM, The Office, The Mindy Project, I just discovered the IT Crowd...Sorry guys, if Chris O'Dowd becomes single you don't have a chance with me.
Music- Let's narrow it down. Anything involving Jack White, Wakey!Wakey!, Jukebox the Ghost, Pearl and the Beard, Nina Simone, Florence and the Machine, The Beatles, Walk the Moon, Of Monsters and Men.
Food- You name it, I promise I'll give it a shot, unless it still has it's eyes. I do frequent my local Thai, Italian, and Sushi hot spots from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hmmmm...how sentimental do we get here? Let's go literal and stick
to tangible things?
1. Chapstick.
2. Some means of communication, phone, computer, typewriter,
chalkboard, anything.
3. iPod complete with not only music, but also movies and
audiobooks. I try to read books while I walk but I tend to run into
things.
4. Photos of the people I love, especially my sister's kids.
5. SPF, I'm not pale, I'm Irish.
6. Passport, there's a lot to see out there!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Today?
How exactly do I become and Avenger?
How many trips to IKEA is too much?
If I appear to be struggling, how long will it take for someone to help me carry this giant box?
Why are people starring at me while I walk down the street?
It's because I'm walking isn't it?

Those are the most current.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am probably either out to dinner, or at a show. I love to see live music, and it's even better when I know the musician and the show is free!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an irrational fear of tiny snakes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can think of something more original to open with besides, "Hot ink." You have a legal job. To clear up confusion, I do not mean a job in the legal profession. I mean your job does not break any laws, ie you are not a drug dealer. You would like to make out with me at some point. You are funny and sweet and would like to know more about me, makes sense right?