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32 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have officially been in California for a year and a half. My blood is still East Coast so I continue to own an umbrella and cringe when people complain about it being "cold" when it's over 60 degrees. Otherwise I've adjusted nicely and I am no longer vitamin D defficient!
What I’m doing with my life
I color on faces all day long. And by that I mean I am a makeup artist and a business manager. I spend my time making ladies feel good about themselves, and that is pretty satisfying. When I am not doing that I am traveling and spending time with my amazing friends and family. I also intend to go to Disneyland as much as just may be the happiest place on earth- and there are pirates!
I’m really good at
I have a pretty remarkable want me on your trivia team, trust me. IMDB has nothing on me. I am great at laughing and making other people laugh. I can draw you a picture of most anything. I also give annoyingly logical advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have some very colorful tattoos, so depending on the season and how much skin I have showing they tend to stand out a bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These constantly fluxuate and are too numerous to mention. So I reserve the right to change at anytime.
Books and by books I mean Authors- Dennis Lehane, Chuck Palahniuk, John Irving, J.K. Rowling (no shame here), Stephen King, Russell Brand, I love slightly twisted writing as well as a good mystery,
Movies- Boondock Saints, It's a Wonderful Life, Stand By Me, Abbott and Costello: Buck Privates and so on...
Shows-Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Dexter, Trueblood, both SVU and CI, HIMYM, The Office, The Mindy Project, I just discovered the IT Crowd...Sorry guys, if Chris O'Dowd becomes single you don't have a chance with me.
Music- Let's narrow it down. Anything involving Jack White, Wakey!Wakey!, Jukebox the Ghost, Pearl and the Beard, Nina Simone, Florence and the Machine, The Beatles, Walk the Moon, Of Monsters and Men.
Food- You name it, I promise I'll give it a shot, unless it still has it's eyes. I do frequent my local Thai, Italian, and Sushi hot spots from time to time.
The six things I could never do without sentimental do we get here? Let's go literal and stick
to tangible things?
1. Chapstick.
2. Some means of communication, phone, computer, typewriter,
chalkboard, anything.
3. iPod complete with not only music, but also movies and
audiobooks. I try to read books while I walk but I tend to run into
4. Photos of the people I love, especially my sister's kids.
5. SPF, I'm not pale, I'm Irish.
6. Passport, there's a lot to see out there!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How exactly do I become and Avenger?
How many trips to IKEA is too much?
If I appear to be struggling, how long will it take for someone to help me carry this giant box?
Why are people starring at me while I walk down the street?
It's because I'm walking isn't it?

Those are the most current.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am probably either out to dinner, or at a show. I love to see live music, and it's even better when I know the musician and the show is free!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an irrational fear of tiny snakes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can think of something more original to open with besides, "Hot ink." You have a legal job. To clear up confusion, I do not mean a job in the legal profession. I mean your job does not break any laws, ie you are not a drug dealer. You would like to make out with me at some point. You are funny and sweet and would like to know more about me, makes sense right?