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miroir-noir

23 M Manchester, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll try to keep this concise, as I have a habit of waffling on.
I spend a big proportion of my time pulling pints listening to people who could give Mike Tyson a run for his money in terms of chewing ears off, and befriending endearingly bat-shit- crazy-drinkers.
Music, and musical expression is my main Raison d'être, but real ale, brewing and listening to people's stories and jokes and insights when they are at their most inebriated and indecipherable are also pretty keen interests, so I'm hella happy doing what I do to pay the bills.
At the moment I'm buzzing off all of the following:
Meditation
Trekking out into the countryside in the sun with cheap cans of cider like an overgrown 17 year old.
Crying at poetry slams like all real men do.
Swearing creatively (You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give)
Owen Jones' articles
Stewart Lee
Louis CK
Local record labels like Sways & Gizeh
My Band
Logic pro 9, and
Strong IPAs, and pretending that beers over 6% are session ales that can be knocked back in quick succession.
Reminding myself of the fragility of life, and the beautiful natural world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sofa Surfing and house hunting.
Playing the drums in a riotous reggae band.
Getting back into the swing of producing music after having had my laptop nicked last month.
Hosting a weekly pub quiz called the Big Cock Quiz... (it's not quite a smutty as it sounds.... No, it kind of is, actually)
Condemning myself to weeks of being skint in order to buy tickets for gigs.
Having a fucking blast at such gigs.
Trying to save up to do a Masters Degree in Music Therapy.
Narrating conversations between people who are too far away to be heard with a thick scouse accent.
Being gratuitously friendly to miserable looking middle aged people.
Tasting lots of fine ales.
Baking cakes for mates.
Laughing nostalgically at the Scallies who come onto the tram to get wavy and make a racket.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrambled Eggs, Spotify Playlists, Dealing with confrontation pretty calmly, Deadpan Jokes.
I've been putting electronic music together for a few years. It's pretty rate.
www.soundcloud.com/wellspoken
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My voice and my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is the part I could harp on all day about.
My spotify top 20 at the minute reads as follows:
Kate Tempest, Grimes, The Hold Steady, FKA Twigs, Willy Mason, The Knife, Russian Circles, Prince, Seun Kuti & Egypt 80, Swans, Young British Artists, Werkha, Conan Mockasin, Brian Eno & David Byrne, Floating Points, Chassol, Erroll Garner, Mogwai, Billy Cobham, Stevie Wonder.

The most recent books I read were The Art of Meditation by Mathew Ricard, Selected works from The World as Will and Representation by Author Schopenhauer (for my dissertation) & The Shock Doctrine by Naomi Klein. I tend to get off on autobiographies of comedians and political and philosophical works most.

My favourite films are American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind & The Beach (I'm one of the few people in existence who think that the film was as good as the book)
I've got a bit of a thing for David Lynch and his gravity defying haircut as well.

I like Twin Peaks, Brass Eye (and everything Chris Morris ever did) and South Park, but don't spend much time watching TV these days.

Garlic, Olives, Haloumi, Feta, Camembert, Pesto, Brazil nuts, Basil, Bananas, Soreen & Brannigans Ham & Mustard Crisps make up the main food groups in my diet.

As mentioned, I take beer pretty seriously, and have jeopardised friendships with my stubborn refusal to drink fosters at parties (not literally haha). I'm particularly fond of very hoppy beers and IPAs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Ma
My Dawg
My homebois and homegals
Logic pro 9, Drums and a means of musical expression
Comedy
Festivals and the summer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to help people
Maintaining a mindset of general soundness, and open-mindedness.
The combination of Ginger hair and a ghostly pallor.
Sex.
That tune and how warm and nostalgic it's making me feel.
Festivals.
The need for mass civil unrest and a huge social revolution.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, and then at some lock-in with other people who work Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Jim, the guy who runs the corner shop closest to me has been calling me Andrew for the past three or four years and I haven't yet plucked up the courage to tell him that my name is, in fact, Rob.
... Also, I don't like Cats, which has the potential to be a serious deal breaker, or so 99% of the internet would suggest.... I'm more than open to being introduced to a sound Cat, however.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd be keen to find some new daft things to laugh at.
You like to live like Larry David does.
You're not a Tory..... (or at least aren't sexist, racist and devoid of compassion)
You don't confuse ambition with envy.
You're pretty sound.