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33 M Footscray, Australia

My Details

Last Online
May 24
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I try to take the rode less traveled, only to find it still fairly well traveled but with a more people heading in the same direction.

I am a nerd, probably best to get that out there first. i like to travel,eat, drink and be merry.
I read and use the computer too much.
I like my scotch with ice, my rum warm, my beer unpronounceable and my vodka with funny little umbrellas stuck in it.
I ride every where I refuse to play sardines before I have at least 2 coffees or 2 beers, either way.

i really want to include this clip in the profile
not sure really where but i wil put it here
What I’m doing with my life
I am a programmer/web developer/nerd looking for new and interesting things to do and experience(i do believe the last half a paragraph is almost boilerplate but i still cant figure out a better way to say it) but in general probably not enough.

Currently studying Spanish as part of my plan to travel/take over the world.
Also currently doing boot camp twice a week to get into a shape that resembles less of a circle.

I want to get back into rock climbing and the abseiling but finding an abseiling place in Melbourne is moderately hard unless i try to go down a building and the police peoples dislike it when that is done

my current repeat clip on youtube is
I’m really good at
finding interesting places to drink, new tv shows to watch, fixing computers, and putting my foot in my mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
When asked my friends mentioned my Ferrari... they may have been lying as i don't own a Ferrari but they are my friends so i will trust them about it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
hold onto your seat this is going to be a long one
favorite authors:
Neil Gaiman
William Gibson
Stephen king
Stephen Donaldson
Jim Butcher
Neal Stephenson
China Meiville
john lecarre
Dr Seuss
Naomi klien
i also liked the illuminatus trilogy not sure what that says about me but i am pretty sure its nothing good.
specific books outside the previously mentioned authors include
World War Z
Tokyo Vice
Opening Skinner's Box
American Vampire
Dice Man
i could go on for ever most likely...
Some of my favorite movies include layer cake
office space
falling down
shawshank redemption
American history X
bad santa
sin city
the new guy
sucker punch
blues brothers
funny people
The Usual Suspects
cabin in the woods
the latest batman reboot
the men who stare at goats is a great movie.
Red State is my favorite new release movie.... it does need to be seen.
i also adhere to the teachings of the weadonites and or lord and savior kevin smith
that is all for now
types tend to end up and either rock, jazz or blues
some of my favorite acts at the moment include cake, muse, metric, florence and the machine,powerman 5000, the cardigans, alabama 3, billy joel aretha franklin, Cab Calloway,queen, and there will always be a part of my heart set aside for pink floyd
TV Shows (best watched in season format)
the wire, doctor who, warehouse 13, fringe, torchwood, justified,being human ,(i like both versions)
cowboy bebop, black mirror rocked

For the classics you cant go past black adder and the monty python boys

Not Asked but George Carlin may possibly be the funniest person ever
how did i miss food? i blame the the lizard men.

Where to begin with food i want to put a * here and move on but...
chocolate coated coffee beans are awesome (Dark Chocolate).

the 3rd degree burn to the throat style of spicy chinese.
pizza, cant live without the pizza.
nachos.... enough said.
starting to get into eggplant.
dumplings of all flavours are great. i know a place that does a jiaozi pizza. so very very bad but so very very good.
salads are good and i should eat more of them.
i do cook and i have no one left to blame except myself for what i eat.
all hail the kebab in all its glory and variations.
will try anything once... twice maybe three times regarding food.

also web comics lots of web comics. expecially xkcd

there will be more ... watch this space
The six things I could never do without
books mainly of the Fantasy , science fiction , noir etc. i am considering buying a tablet/ ereader because i am running out of room for all the books i have. i am not even remotely joking.
coffee i don't consider myself awake without at least one preferably two, this is my primary addiction followed by the alcohol.
computer my life in one central box, this includes all the internet goodness that comes with it.
music its all about the Funk
my bicycle (cue queen soundtrack)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where am i going to travel next? but lets be honest its more about just longing to go rather than where specifically. i want to travel the Americas (both North and South) also i want to go back into Asia. no where specific i just want to wander around for a little while. these boots were made for walking etc.

what to do with my character in the rpg i am playing. yep i am a nerd, i think i mentioned that already
and why i am doing what i am doing.
also turtles. not anything specific about them but still turtles
addendum: how does one initiate a conversation out of the blue on the Internets?
On a typical Friday night I am
the same thing i do every night pinky... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

well at least planning the first stage or two over drinks and such.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i deny everything... i have witnesses.

also i could be accused of being a completest. gotta catch them all etc.(one of the many reasons i did not start with the pokemon)

Sometimes i am tempted to like a status change on here .
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
if... if... if... damn i have nothing. i strike your fancy i guess. seriously just do it.DO IT (nothing in the style guide allows me to add an accent to this thing but hear it with arnies voice)