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TheGoogleGuy

27 Middleburg, VA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a man who has embraced the wanderlust. My life isn't ruled by material possessions, I value the moment and the experience. I am happiest when on an adventure and sharing the good times with good friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love traveling and seeing all of America. As of this year I've driven through the entire 48 continental states and visited Victoria BC and Tijuana MX. I've lived in Washington DC, NYC, LA, and even Seattle. I graduated from Virginia Tech in 08 with a degree in Broadcast Journalism (I wanted to be Ron Burgundy). During days that I'm free I spend most of my time hiking in a nearby park, planing a trip somewhere cool, or learning weird trivia facts to impress my friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, some people think I'm secretly french, or a robot...maybe both! (is that a movie? Chef du Robo)

I like to think I'm dependable, and straightforward enough to pass as charming. Usually I just seem clueless. Im also known as the GO TO person for random facts or thoughts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My perfect infomercial voice or my height. I'm really good at picking stuff up and putting it back down again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: 12th Night, Lotr, Harry Potter, The Giver, Snow Crash

Movie: I Love You, Man , The Postman, Fast/Furious, Across The Universe, Being John Malcovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Big Lebowski, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, The Lord Of The Rings.

TV: Scrubs, Bones, Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Silicon Valley, and House of Cards. I also Love Top Gear UK and Sherlock.

Music: I am very eclectic and listen to almost anything, its always random. Lots of people are amazed at how many song lyrics I know. To pin it down id say i listen to mostly Indie stuff and Rock. the 90s were the best

Food: My made from scratch lasagna, and garlic brochette toast are spectacular! I can also devour some Sushi and Swordfish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Showers
Fresh Towels
Mountains
Karaoke
Multi-vitamins
Trees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If it's not too late to grow up and be an adult, and if I even want to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Karaoke with friends! Sublime, Green Day, RHCP, and Jet are my go-to artists.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think of my car as a member of the family
You should message me if
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You wake up at 3am because you're thirsty, but don't get water because the bed is too warm. You finish eating your meal before you can decide what to watch next on Netflix. Every time you say, "its hot in here." someone still suggests you take all your clothes off. You picked your favorite song as the alarm, and now you hate that song. You have an open mind for first world problems.