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31 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:06am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Anglo-American. Born and raised in London, but I dropped the accent stateside (except when asked for a demonstration). American on my mother's side. As one of my British friends once described me, I'm half and hahf.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bear with me while I tell you my dark, dark shame: I act for a living. But I do *make* a living, supplemented by freelance writing and transcription.

Getting into screenwriting and producing. Really liking that too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Out of date celebrity impersonations.

Making you laugh (not always deliberately).

Can I say listening without sounding like a jerk?

Talking. Definitely talking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's been pointed out that I smile with my eyes, which is apparently a good thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Great Expectations, Pride & Prejudice, Whole Lotta Shakespeare.

The Features, The Black Keys, Avett Brothers, Civil Wars, Old Crow Medicine Show, Fitz and the Tantrums. Big soft spots for Sinatra, the Eagles, James Taylor.

Bojack Horseman, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Modern Family, Episodes, True Detective, Rick and Morty, Slings & Arrows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I want a dog. You get major bonus points if you have one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
because on a typical Friday night, I think.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Kind of an open book, really. Ask.
You should message me if
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you're willing to find my sense of humor unendingly delightful. Or have one of your own.