"Truth and time tells all." - Justin Bobby

"If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do." - some vampire

I'm really from Philadelphia, and everywhere else is a cow town. Yes, everywhere else.

I have a bunch of friends, but no one ever takes my picture. Selfies it is.

Working. Keeping up with my stories. Reading cookbooks. Staying up far, far later than you. Trying to find new restaurants. Being snarky on the internet.

Watching all of the Netflixes. Meandering conversation. Being uncomfortable with your conservatism. Percussion.

I don't care what they say about us anyway. I don't care 'bout that.

Book: CURRENT=Squirrel Meets Chipmunk by David Sedaris & The Greatest Show on Earth by Richard Dawson ALL-TIME=The Time Traveler's Wife (I will never watch the film)
Movie: C=Moonrise Kingdom AT=A Few Good Men, That Thing You Do!
Shows: C=Community, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, DS9 rewatch, many others AT=The Wire, Firefly
Music: C=the Wallace Brothers Band, BAM!, THE Melissa Kaplan AT=Phish, Grateful Dead, Beatles, Motown, and of course a wide variety of other bands and styles because it's 2013 and we're all so eclectic these days.
Food: C=Belgian Trappist-style ales AT=Cheeses I can't afford

Sriracha, Joss Whedon, Philadelphia sports, a certain learned resignedness for when the sports break my heart, lowtop Chucks, glasses

your grammar, "Calvin and Hobbes" strips relevant to my current circumstances, the Philadelphia Phillies, why are so many attractive matches of mine from Brooklyn and/or why am I not

seeing a band or trying a new restaurant or going to a ballgame or cooking you something fancy.

I am actually a collective of eight dudes here to catfish you.

you like producing, but you're hoping for more than Channel 9 Pittsburgh. You like boats but not the ocean. You go to a mountain lake in the summer with your family. There's a long, wooden dock, and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow, you look like an angel.

Also if you read this whole profile and our enemy percentage is greater than 50, because that could be fun.

Also if you're just looking for a smoke buddy 'cause I am too. Not cigarettes.