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26 Stoughton, MA Man


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  • Ages 20–40
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My Details

Last Online
Nov 4
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English, Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is more a sea of nonsense and shit I find personally amusing than an actual self-summary. Apologies in advance!

Um, let's see.

I like music, a lot. It is my moirail. If you know that word, I love you already.

I love listening to people debate, or just listening to people in general. My ears are always eavesdropping, even from other rooms, because I just like scaring people a bit when they think I'm not paying attention (plus, the fact all small infants can turn into such radically unique personas is kind-of mind-boggling, imo).

Okay. Somehow, I erased that portion before that had me flailing about over squids, but yes! I like squids. Show me anything squid related, and I normally flail and flip the fuck out. Dinosaurs are also another topic I tend to flip my shit over, gleefully. :D They are awesome, enough said.

I probably smile too much as a person. I imagine it would seem fake after the twentieth flash in a hour time slot, but whatever. I enjoy it. (:

I like having odd goals that don't actually logically make sense to have. Like owning a volcano lair with lackeys and evil kittens, wandering the world, adopting a three-legged dog, amassing the most amazing music collection ever witnessed, making a clothing line of fake band tees, and owning every album The Kinks ever put out.

Yeah... Life should be full of half-thought plans, even if you never commit to them. It's kinda more endearing that way.

Oh, and I'm Gabe, by the way! This is another fact I forgot to include originally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saving up money right now, because I want to explore the world a bit more and travel and live in brand-new places. (:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
walking into parked cars.
tripping on thin air.
swearing at pokemon.
getting weird diseases such as shingles.
failing to see simple solutions.
explaining shit to my mom.

I can also sew and cook a bit, though all the food I make is severely burnt. Yum.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't look twenty-four at all. People normally guess around seventeen/eighteen, if I'm lucky. Fuck my baby face and lack o' height. Because of that, I have an strange fear that someone will rip up my ID at a bar one day because they will not believe I am over twenty one.

I don't drink though, which makes that fear all the stranger.

Besides that, strangers use the word "peppy" a lot. I don't understand that, but sure. Why not?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS. Existential ones. Slaughter-Ho​use Five. The Stranger. Brave New World. Breakfast of Champions. Fahrenheit 451. Harry Potter. Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist. Cat's Cradle. Spoon River Anthology. The Realm of Possibility. Koko Be Good. Watchmen. Anything by Joey Comeau.

FANDOMS. Homestuck is my major one. I love that webcomic to death. <3

MOVIES&TV. Waking Life. Velvet Goldmine. Shaun of the Dead. Hot Fuzz. Empire Records. Pleasantvill​e. Little Miss Sunshine. Equilibrium. Disney anything! Twilight Zone (The Obsolete Man is my favorite episode). Venture Bros. The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. Adventure Time. Top Gear (UK version). The Discovery Channel, The History Channel, The Science Channel, Discovery Health and Nat Geo... stopping there.

MUSIC. Everything I can get on claws on! I'm always up for new recommendation​s. Music's too good to have limitations.

Neutral Milk Hotel. Los Campesinos! The Kinks. Pink Floyd. Postal Service. David Bowie. MGMT. The Pillows. Weezer. mewithoutYou. Tanner4105. Arcade Fire. My Chemical Romance. Homestuck. The Devil's Trill. And anything with a violin.

FOOD. Give me chicken nuggets and I'm as happy as I get around food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My headphones and my glasses.
The ability to hear and learn.
The smell of freshly dyed hair.

As of Jan 12, 4:08pm. They are ever changing, after all.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just spend a lot thinking, period. I like taking walks at midnight around town just to think about the universe, who, what, where, when, why questions about existence, atypical questions about the universe and why mix tapes don't exist anymore.

Seriously, why not? I miss those.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching educational television about how whales evolved and why dinosaurs were the coolest things ever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a totally the worst Slytherin that ever slither through Pottermore, but I love my house regardless and I love seeing the looks people get on their faces when I say I'm in Slytherin. They often look like I ate their children and I just get gleeful inside. >:D

I had Shingles too, and bond with people over strange topics and nonsense I find on the internet.

I'm watching Jurassic Park right now. This statement is most likely still true.

But, in all seriousness, I really don't know. Ask me shit, and I'll be pretty upfront with answers, o:
You should message me if
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You want to. I really shouldn't dictate something beyond that. If you want, message away!! I loooove talking people be it serious or nonsensical. I do appreciate both.

And man, the color game is fuckin' blast. Let's keep it going. Mhmm, let's go back to childhood love affair with Legends of the Hidden Temple. If you're wearing (or hell, just like the colors) orange, purple, blue, red, green or ...silver, you're good to go!

If you have a Legends of the Hidden Temple shirt. We need to bond over that shit, immediately. :D