Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is more a sea of nonsense and shit I find personally amusing
than an actual self-summary. Apologies in advance!
But, yes. I'm Gabe, part time florist and full time genderqueer
little idiot. My job is crazy stressful and crazy fun at the same
time. Music is my moirail and if you know that word, I love you
Listening to people debate is pretty rad, as well as listening to
people in general. My ears are always eavesdropping, even from
other rooms (because it scares people a bit when they think I'm not
paying attention). Talking down to people is like nails on the
chalkboard though. I work retail, I get that enough. Thanks.
Okay. Somehow, I erased that portion before that had me flailing
about over squids, but yes! I like squids. Show me anything squid
related, and I normally flail and flip the fuck out. Dinosaurs are
also another topic I tend to flip my shit over, gleefully. They are
awesome, enough said. <333
I probably smile too much as a person. I imagine it would seem fake
after the twentieth flash in a hour time slot, but whatever. I
I like having odd goals that don't actually logically make sense to
have: wandering the world, adopting a three-legged dog, amassing
the most amazing music collection ever witnessed, making a clothing
line of fake band tees, owning every album The Kinks ever put
I just think life should be full of half-thought plans, even if you
never commit to them. It's kinda more endearing that way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently got a puppy so he's taking up a good portion of my life,
the little monster~~~ c:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
walking into parked cars.
tripping on thin air.
swearing at pokemon.
getting weird diseases such as shingles.
failing to see simple solutions.
explaining shit to my mom.
answering random questions like your own personal google.
I can also sew and cook a bit, though all the food I make is
severely burnt. Yum.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't look 27, I guess. When people find out, it's normally
followed by silly gasps and words strung together suggesting I will
enjoy that when I'm older as a comfort. Because of this, I have an
strange fear that someone will rip up my ID at a bar one day. This
is all the stranger because I do not drink, at all.
Besides that, strangers use the word "peppy" a lot. I don't
understand that, but sure. Why not?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS. Existential ones like Slaughter-House Five. The Stranger.
Brave New World. Breakfast of Champions. Fahrenheit 451. Harry
Potter. Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist. Cat's Cradle. Spoon
River Anthology. The Realm of Possibility. Koko Be Good. Watchmen.
Anything by Joey Comeau.
FANDOMS. Homestuck is my major one. I love that webcomic to death.
MOVIES&TV. Waking Life. Shaun of the Dead. Hot Fuzz(!!). Empire
Records. World's End!(!!). Pleasantville. Pacific Rim(!!). Little
Miss Sunshine. Equilibrium. Disney]anything! Twilight Zone. Gravity
Falls. Bob's Burgers. Daria. Adventure Time. Shamelss (US). Top
Gear (UK version). Documentaries.
MUSIC. Everything I can get on claws on! I'm always up for new
recommendations. Music's too good to have limitations.
Neutral Milk Hotel. Los Campesinos! The Kinks. Pink Floyd. Postal
Service. David Bowie. MGMT. The Pillows. mewithoutYou. Tanner4105.
Arcade Fire. My Chemical Romance. Homestuck. The Devil's Trill. And
anything with a violin.
FOOD. Give me chicken nuggets and I'm as happy as I get around
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My headphones and my glasses.
The ability to hear and learn.
The smell of freshly dyed hair.
As of Jan 12, 4:08pm. They are ever changing, after all.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I just spend a lot thinking, period. I like taking walks at
midnight around town just to think about the universe, who, what,
where, when, why questions about existence, atypical questions
about the universe and why mix tapes don't exist anymore.
Seriously, why not? I miss those.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching educational television about how whales evolved and why
dinosaurs were the coolest things ever. Or roleplaying. I like that
a lot too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a totally the worst Slytherin that ever slither through
Pottermore, but I love my house regardless and I love seeing the
looks people get on their faces when I say I'm in Slytherin. They
often look like I ate their children and I just get gleeful inside.
I had Shingles too, and bond with people over strange topics and
nonsense I find on the internet.
I'm watching Jurassic Park right now. This statement is most likely
But, in all seriousness, I really don't know. Ask me shit, and I'll
be pretty upfront with answers, o:
You should message me if
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You want to. I really shouldn't dictate something beyond that. If
you want, message away!! I have fun with talking people be it
serious or nonsensical. c:
I will be upfront about this though. I'm not a fan of alcohol or
bars. :c Both make me extremely uncomfortable of a few reasons,
both personal and mental so if your end goal includes either, I'm
not your kid to message. Sorry, it's just not my scene.
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