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theheartofgold

30 Boston, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I read. A lot. I geek out on detective novels and old sci-fi. I take photographs and am a freelance illustrator. I like Dr. House and Bobby Goren. I like the Smothers Brothers, the Chambers Brothers, and Tom Waits. I like going out dancing, going to museums, and sitting in front of Adobe Illustrator designing logos for contests that I never win. I read only the best webcomics and only the very best actual comics ( Transmetropolitan. ) I'm not one of those people who doesn't watch TV because I'm "living my life." I can quote Mitch Hedberg with annoying accuracy.

Greg Proops is my fucking hero and if you're not listening to his podcast you're missing out. I met him this summer. We talked about Sherlock Holmes.

I sing in an all-female barbershop quartet.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a graphic designer currently working as an art director at an ad agency in Southie. I'm writing a novel. I think a lot about embarrassing things i've done in the past. On the side I take, edit, and sell photography and illustrate and design things like children's products and magazine covers.

I'm kind of a fatty but I'm working on it and I'm still rad as hell.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing Debussy on the piano; typing really fast; quoting Mitch Hedberg; Photoshop; the Sunday NY Times Crossword Puzzle; self-pity; Semi-colons?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im not sure. What could I possibly say here that wouldn't make me sound like a douche? Oh, they probably notice that I'm a badass. How's that for an answer?

And if it's summertime people tend to notice my Rolleiflex tattoo and my Sherlock Holmes tattoo. And when I get my Moomin tattoo I'm sure they'll notice that as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: the kinks, love with arthur lee, os mutantes, the deadly snakes, the meters, the chambers brothers, radio birdman, hank williams, the murder city devils, mojo nixon, tom waits, the beach boys, ELO, pylon, bodega girls, the faces, the jam, dr. octagon, pulp, the platters, joao gilberto, the sonics, the dictators, the knocks, future islands, St. Paul & the broken bones, otis redding, neutral milk hotel, saint motel, the bleachers, the cults, brothertiger, chuck berry, clock opera, givers, 1,2,3, twin shadow, James, Django Django, MNDR.

Books: Journey to the End of the Night, Ant Farm, Straight Man, the story of o, the image (Jean de Berg), hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, fear and loathing in las vegas, anything by steven king, the Yiddish Policeman's Union, hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world, The Wild Sheep Chase, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Transmetropolitan, Straight Man, bonfire of the vanities, rabbit, run, american psycho, american gods, perfume, The Botany of Desire, A Natural History of the Senses, Don't Get Too Comfortable, My Family and Other Animals, anything by Mary Roach.

Movies (and TV Shows): SHERLOCK (BBC) withnail and i, the triplettes of belleville, bottle rocket, the big lebowski, secretary, spinal tap, Home Movies, The Muppet Show, MST3K, House M.D., Arrested Development, Law and Order: CI, Archer, Better Off Ted, Dr. Who, Tim and Eric, Adventure Time, Firefly, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Guardians of the Galaxy, Bob's Burgers, OitnB, Regular Show, GoT, American Horror Story, Luther, Wire in the Blood, In Bruges, Ripper Street, HANNIBAL (I'm obsessed.) Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, the IT Crowd, Cosmos, Planet Earth.

Food: Hummus, asparagus, falafel, sweet potato fries, mango, toblerones, cookie butter.

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, Radiolab, Serial, This American Life, the Moth, Knifepoint Horror, the New Yorker Literary, the Nerdist, Startalk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Photoshop, my mother, Radiolab, my Rolleiflex TLR, my cat, the smell of spring
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tattoos I'm going to get. How to afford a Hasselblad. Shit I heard on Radiolab that blew my mind, making out with Mads Mikkelsen, nail art, politics, feminism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having an action-movie marathon with Bombay Sapphire and a good friend, out dancing to Common People by Pulp or some lame Justice remix, singing Meatloaf at kareoke, playing board games, or playing "erotic photo hunt" at a dive bar. Or, lately, re watching Hannibal. Holy fuck that show is good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a sub. I like to be controlled, tied up, smacked around, and told what to do. And punished when I don't do it.

HOWEVER, if you can't have a basic conversation, you don't read, and you don't know the correct usage of "your" and "you're," I don't want to have sex with you. Sorry.

Beards turn me on. So do pot bellies.

I write erotic fanfiction.
You should message me if
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None of the above makes you want to throw up in your mouth.

Also if you have a beard, or plan to grow a beard.

Also also: if you're passionate about the things that are important to you. If you're a feminist, interested in progressive politics, or art, history, literature, words, music, or looking for a cooking or writing partner.

Also also also if you want to play Cribbage, Hearts, Settlers of Catan, MTG, or Cards Against Humanity with me.