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theheartofgold

29 F Boston, MA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I read. A lot. I geek out on detective novels and old sci-fi. I take photographs and am a freelance illustrator. I like Dr. House and Bobby Goren. I like the Smothers Brothers, the Chambers Brothers, and Tom Waits. I like going out dancing, going to museums, and sitting in front of Adobe Illustrator designing logos for contests that I never win. I read only the best webcomics and only the very best actual comics ( Transmetropolitan. ) I'm not one of those people who doesn't watch TV because I'm "living my life." I can quote Mitch Hedberg with annoying accuracy.

Right now I'm starting to become unhealthily obsessed with Dr. Who and Sherlock. Greg Proops is my fucking hero and if you're not listening to his podcast you're missing out. I met him this summer. We talked about Sherlock Holmes.

Let me tell you why I have a problem with David Foster Wallace.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a graphic designer currently working a long term assignment at a pretty major apparel company. I'm writing a novel. I think a lot about embarrassing things i've done in the past. On the side I take, edit, and sell photography and illustrate and design things like children's products and magazine covers. I also design logos and make little necklaces out of shrinky dinks.

Sadly I've recently gained a LOT of weight due to a medication I'm taking. I've joined a gym and hired a personal trainer, but I'm still undeniably a fatty. Its sort of put me off dating temporarily, but I"m still looking for buddies to go grab a beer and watch a horror movie with! Hope this isn't a dealbreaker for anyone.
I’m really good at
Playing Debussy on the piano; typing really fast; quoting Mitch Hedberg; Photoshop; the Sunday NY Times Crossword Puzzle; self-pity; Semi-colons?
The first things people usually notice about me
Im not sure. What could I possibly say here that wouldn't make me sound like a douche? Oh, they probably notice that I'm a badass. How's that for an answer?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: the kinks, love with arthur lee, os mutantes, the deadly snakes, the meters, the chambers brothers, radio birdman, hank williams, the murder city devils, mojo nixon, tom waits, the beach boys, ELO, pylon, bodega girls, the faces, the jam, dr. octagon, pulp, the platters, joao gilberto, the sonics, the dictators.

Books: Journey to the End of the Night, Ant Farm, Straight Man, the story of o, the image (Jean de Berg), hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, fear and loathing in las vegas, anything by steven king, the Yiddish Policeman's Union, hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world, The Wild Sheep Chase, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Transmetropolitan, Straight Man, bonfire of the vanities, rabbit, run, american psycho, american gods, perfume, The Botany of Desire, A Natural History of the Senses, Don't Get Too Comfortable, My Family and Other Animals, any creative nonfiction (natural history preferred).

Movies (and TV Shows): SHERLOCK (BBC) withnail and i, the triplettes of belleville, bottle rocket, the big lebowski, secretary, spinal tap, Home Movies, The Muppet Show, MST3K, House M.D., Arrested Development, Law and Order: CI, Archer, Archer, Archer, Better Off Ted, Dr. Who, Top Gear, Tim and Eric, Adventure Time, Firefly, Supernatural, American Horror Story, Luther, Wire in the Blood, In Bruges, Ripper Street.

Food: Hummus, asparagus, falafel, sweet potato fries, mango
The six things I could never do without
Photoshop, my mother, Radiolab, my Rolleiflex TLR, my cat, the smell of spring
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tattoos I'm going to get. How to afford a Hasselblad. Shit I heard on Radiolab that blew my mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having an action-movie marathon with Bombay Sapphire and a good friend, out dancing to Common People by Pulp or some lame Justice remix, singing Meatloaf at kareoke, or playing "erotic photo hunt" at a dive bar. Or, lately, re watching Hannibal. Holy fuck that show is good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a sub. I like to be controlled, tied up, smacked around, and told what to do. And punished when I don't do it.

HOWEVER, if you can't have a basic conversation, you don't read, and you don't know the correct usage of "your" and "you're," I don't want to have sex with you. Sorry.

Beards turn me on.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
None of the above makes you want to throw up in your mouth.

Also if you have a beard, or plan to grow a beard.

Also also: if you have a fetish for chicks with polio. I don't have it, myself...but I'd like to meet you and find out how you got a fetish like that.

Also also also if you want to play Cribbage, Hearts, Settlers of Catan, or Cards Against Humanity with me.