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30 Boston, MA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Mar 30
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Full figured
Not at all
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I read. A lot. I geek out on detective novels and old sci-fi. I take photographs and am a freelance illustrator. I like Dr. House and Bobby Goren. I like the Smothers Brothers, the Chambers Brothers, and Tom Waits. I like going out dancing, going to museums, and sitting in front of Adobe Illustrator designing logos for contests that I never win. I read only the best webcomics and only the very best actual comics ( Transmetropolitan. ) I'm not one of those people who doesn't watch TV because I'm "living my life." I can quote Mitch Hedberg with annoying accuracy.

Greg Proops is my fucking hero and if you're not listening to his podcast you're missing out. I met him this summer. We talked about Sherlock Holmes.

I sing in an all-female barbershop quartet.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a graphic designer currently working as an art director at an ad agency in Southie. I'm writing a novel. I think a lot about embarrassing things i've done in the past. On the side I take, edit, and sell photography and illustrate and design things like children's products and magazine covers.

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I'm kind of a fatty but I'm working on it and I'm still rad as hell. I only mention this because apparently in polls it is men's #1 fear to accidentally meet up with a fat chick while online dating, and I wouldn't want to terrify any assholes by mistake.

Incidentally, in the same polls women's #1 fear was meeting a serial killer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing Debussy on the piano; typing with speed and precision; Photoshop; the Sunday NY Times Crossword Puzzle; water bending; karaoke; Semi-colons?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im not sure. What could I possibly say here that wouldn't make me sound like a douche?

If it's summertime people tend to notice my Rolleiflex tattoo and my Sherlock Holmes tattoo. And when I get my Moomin tattoo I'm sure they'll notice that as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: the kinks, love with arthur lee, os mutantes, the deadly snakes, the meters, the chambers brothers, radio birdman, hank williams, the murder city devils, mojo nixon, tom waits, the beach boys, ELO, pylon, bodega girls, the faces, the jam, dr. octagon, pulp, the platters, joao gilberto, the sonics, the dictators, the knocks, future islands, St. Paul & the broken bones, otis redding, neutral milk hotel, saint motel, the bleachers, the cults, brothertiger, chuck berry, clock opera, givers, 1,2,3, twin shadow, James, Django Django, MNDR.

Books: Journey to the End of the Night, Ant Farm, Straight Man, the story of o, the image (Jean de Berg), hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, fear and loathing in las vegas, the Yiddish Policeman's Union, hard boiled wonderland and the end of the world, The Wild Sheep Chase, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter, Transmetropolitan, Straight Man, bonfire of the vanities, rabbit, run, american psycho, american gods, perfume, The Botany of Desire, A Natural History of the Senses, Don't Get Too Comfortable, My Family and Other Animals, anything by Mary Roach, Saul Bellow, or Nabokov.

Movies (and TV Shows): SHERLOCK (BBC) withnail and i, the triplettes of belleville, bottle rocket, the big lebowski, secretary, spinal tap, Home Movies, The Muppet Show, MST3K, House M.D., Arrested Development, Law and Order: CI, Archer, Better Off Ted, Dr. Who, Tim and Eric, Adventure Time, Firefly, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Guardians of the Galaxy, Bob's Burgers, OitnB, Regular Show, GoT, American Horror Story, Luther, Wire in the Blood, In Bruges, Ripper Street, HANNIBAL (I'm obsessed.) Black Books, The Mighty Boosh, the IT Crowd, Cosmos, Planet Earth, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Legend of Korra

Food: Hummus, asparagus, falafel, sweet potato fries, mango, toblerones, cookie butter.

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, Radiolab, Serial, This American Life, the Moth, Knifepoint Horror, the New Yorker Literary, the Nerdist, Startalk.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Photoshop, my mother, Radiolab, my Rolleiflex TLR, my cat, the smell of spring
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tattoos I'm going to get. How to afford a Hasselblad. Shit I heard on Radiolab that blew my mind, making out with Mads Mikkelsen, nail art, politics, feminism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having an action-movie marathon with Bombay Sapphire and a good friend, out dancing to Common People by Pulp or some lame Justice remix, singing Meatloaf at kareoke, playing board games, or playing "erotic photo hunt" at a dive bar. Or, lately, re watching Hannibal. Holy fuck that show is good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a sub.

Beards turn me on. So do pot bellies.

I write erotic fanfiction.
You should message me if
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None of the above makes you want to throw up in your mouth.

Also if you have a beard, or plan to grow a beard. And if you have a pot belly, or plan to grow a pot belly.

Also also: if you're passionate about the things that are important to you. If you're a feminist, interested in progressive politics, or art, history, literature, words, music, or looking for a cooking or writing partner.

Also also also if you want to play Cribbage, Hearts, Settlers of Catan, MTG, or Cards Against Humanity with me.