I LIKE: DEAD CENTIPEDES, swamps, proper grammar and syntax, deer,
photography, whiskey, hipster posturing, dark chocolate peanut
butter, what happens between the hours of 4 and 6 am, ice cream,
punctuation, beer, beards, maple syrup, old spice, fur, thrifting,
costumes, soaking in the tub, snow falling through streetlight
beams, peppermint tea, alaska, caffeine, weather people in the
weather, other people's medicine cabinets, goats, what happens in a
meadow at dusk, europe, sleep, blankets, coffee, last call, gold
spray paint, cheese, lists, home movies, breaking up fist fights,
taxidermy, books, dance parties.
I DISLIKE: LIVE CENTIPEDES, walking barefoot through grass,
vegetables, lies, the smell of the gym, people who can't admit when
they're wrong, misogynists and all haters in general, bad tattoos,
deadlines, moving, slackers, hyper-realists, grocery shopping,
tight pants on men, pretentiousness, talk radio, bad grammar, rye
bread, gin, tequila, chunky peanut butter, running shoes as
every-day footwear, talking to strangers on the phone,
closed-mindedness, pumping gas, feet, hangovers, cleaning, waking
up before noon, pick-up lines, people without passion.
I probably think you're boring.