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28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Is this where the pitch goes? I guess it is, but be warned... I'm a lousy salesman. I guess the average person would consider me boring at first glance... I am a homebody that takes pleasure in the simple things. I don't need money to have a good time, I prefer small get-togethers over big parties, watching something on TV instead of live, having a friend, a six pack, and a sturdy stoop over a loud, overcrowded bar. However, underneath this layer of social awkwardness is a funny, endearing, down-to-earth guy.

Lousy salesman indeed!
What I’m doing with my life
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I assemble trophies for money. I write/produce comics for fun. I relax and sleep a lot in between.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Comedic storytelling/rambling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm friendly and agreeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: High Fidelity, Ender's Game, Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Stranger

Movies: The Big Lebowski, This is the End, Dude Where's My Car, Top Gun, Clerks, Mallrats.

Music: The Postal Service, Dashboard Confessional, Secondhand Serenade, Explosions in the Sky, Tycho, Justin Timberlake, Eminem, Dragonforce, L'arc~En~Ciel... I also love epic anthems, theme songs, and videogame instrumentals.

TV: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman The Animated Series, Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Rocco's Modern Life, Pete & Pete, Arrow, The Wonder Years, Malcolm in the Middle, Cowboy Bebop, The Big O, Transformers, Young Justice, Outlaw Star... and to hell with it, who am I kidding... Dragon Ball Z. Might as well simply say old school Nickelodeon & Cartoon Network all day everyday.

Food: I'll take a hamburger and french fries over just about anything... so I guess that makes it my favorite. I like to dress it up nice too, throw some onion rings on it... or mac & cheese... crushed doritos... I love burger customizing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is more like the six things I can live without, but would prefer not to:

1. Super Metroid
2. Dungeons & Dragons
3. Sunday Football
4. Dr. Pepper
5. Eyedrops
6. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
too many things to simply type out. For better or worse, I am a thinking machine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Catchin' z's!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to sleep in the evening and stay up all night so I have peace and quiet.
You should message me if
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you're about this life of binge gaming, TV, movies, chilling, and talking shop about any ol' thing. To put things in perspective: my ideal first date would be eating pizza, going to an arcade, and then followed up with a spirited chat while waiting for that damn 2am train.