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thekLra

30 F Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh right, I need words here.

I'm just going to start off by saying if you're looking for someone who is really going to be part of your life (girlfriend/spouse/etc) OR if you're just on here looking for a hookup, don't bother. I'm an extremely independent person, and I live a busy, socially active, sexually INactive lifestyle. I'm out with friends most nights, and even then I feel like I don't have enough time for everyone I want to be around. Life is pretty incredible.

Anyways, I always have a pretty hard time describing myself because I'm extremely adaptable to various situations. I'm kind of a walking contradiction. I'm an environmental Geologist (I consider myself to be an industry-friendly hippy). Work takes up a lot of my time, but at least I'm home most of the time now. For the last 5 years or so, I mostly traveled, so right now I'm learning how to live somewhere full time. BALANCE IS HARD! But I'm pretty good at keeping life and my silly ideas in check.

I do tend to be pretty quiet, even though I'm usually a pretty strong extrovert. I don't really like talking just for the sake of filling the void. Also non-verbal communication is more important a lot of the time.

I somehow never managed to grow up. I go to a lot of silly costume parties and I'm married to a plushie cthulu incarnate. I'm pretty sure sometimes that I'm probably just a little dinosaur spirit-guide for the masses. I also go to burning man and regional burn events. I'm constantly finding new ways to de-/re-construct myself in order to be the change I want to see in the world.

I'm in love with life and so many people in it. I hug strangers on a regular basis. If there's one thing the world needs more of, it's touch. I'm still learning, myself, but I make an effort to be kitties with people often ^_^ (admittedly, this sometimes causes me some mild anxiety, but I push on. Expanding my comfort zone is a hobby)

ummm, what else? I'm definitely a little derpy a lot of the time, but I'm also a bit of a creative genius (I think I've just got a case of engineer genetics). I am why we can't have nice things.

Also, my bio-sleep-clock is broken. My energy level starts the day in the negative and tends to increase throughout the day/night until it's like 3am and I remember that I'm supposed to work in the morning. (Or not, and I'll stay up through sunrise) Some days I sleep for like 18 hours to play catch-up. Insomnarcolepsy?

I'm bored of writing this now, and you're probably bored of reading it. If you aren't, keep reading the other stuff below or message me and I'll do my best to start responding to honest inquiries ^_^
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard, playing harder. Living the dream. (Never married, no kids. I plan to continue this trend into the distant future)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Almost anything that I bother to give an honest attempt at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That my hair is probably a different color or style. I've been through most of the rainbow by now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything that's fun, upbeat, and puts me in a good mood.

They might be giants?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Water
Blinkies
Snacks
Stimulants
Time to myself
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding a way to be able to continue going at max capacity without abandoning sleep altogether. (I've been running a deficit for a while)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no typical night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm somewhere pretty deep in the asexual spectrum.
You should message me if
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You are already on your own fantastical voyage through life and are interested in having an adventure buddy or joining the caravan.