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thekLra

28 / F / Bisexual / Single

Houston, Texas

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:57am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hey howdy hey, I'm Kira.

I'm not your average jellybean. I'm some awkward flavor of Bertie Bott's that tasted like a rainbow but you can't ever find another one to prove to anyone else that it ever existed in the first place.

I'm a geologist and travel a LOT for work, but when I'm home I work as little as I can and partypartyparty until my mana pool is completely drained and then I sometimes fall into hermit mode until I find a fairy fountain to go make new adventures.

Sometimes my hair is crazy colors. Right now it's accidentally pink. (Thanks, HOLI). I think I might make this a new normal for a little while (she uses taaaaaangerines.... Nope, just koolaid. You can keep your natural color to yourself, kthanks)

I'm a bit of a hippy, but also antihippy. I'm a pretty far left liberal/progressive, but I tend to play devils advocate against feminists and for industry, but also realize that I don't want to be a mutant from eating all of monsanto's crazycorn.... Or do I? YOLO?

I can tend to be kinda spacy, and I'm pretty disorganized... Messy, even. I make the kitchen explode when I try to cook, so I just end up going out most of the time.

I am entirely uninterested in cohabitation. I have a house and awesome roommates. I'm not leaving. I demand that my rainbow cave to be my own home base. Maybe I'll let you come play in my ball pit though..... Maybe.

I tend to be highly distractable and flighty... like an octopus that leaves a cloud of glitter instead of ink. *poof*
What I’m doing with my life
I might be working on a project in Reno all summer and into the fall. This is still kinda up in the air, but likely.

I'll be going to Burning man this year.
I’m really good at
There's only one thing that I know how to do well and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well and that's be you, be what you're like, be like yourself. And so I'm having a wonderful time but I'd rather be whistling in the dark.

Seriously though, hobby collecting and mastering the space/time continuum.
The first things people usually notice about me
I think firstly people notice my crazy adorable short dreadlocks. i had them for 4 years til i cut them short this winter. I'll probably always have them.

In public, people are always checking out my feet. No, they aren't grotesque, I'm just usually wearing vibrams, which are still fringe/hipster wear apparently.

People also notice that I dress and act loudly, but I'm mostly just really expressive in a non-wordy kind of a way. People are often shocked to realize how quiet I actually am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like ear, eye, brain, and mouth candy.

aka I want variety, and sensory delightfulness.

I love when I hear/watch/read/eat something that's like nothing I've ever experienced before.

Adventure time/regular show
hot chip/alt-j/LCD soundsystem
Thai/Indian/dim sum/creative local restaurants
Douglas Adams/ Chris Moore

Things I'll always have a soft spot for- they might be giants, cake, chumbawamba; peanut butter and honey sandwiches; the dark crystal, neverending story, Monty python; old nicktoons, the simpsons; Roald Dahl, Piers Anthony, Alice in wonderland.

Also games. All the games. I don't have enough time for them lately, but I'm a huge fangirl for classic Nintendo, mtg, kings quest, lemmings, carcasonne, catan, cards against humanity- I will beat you at all of these things (definitely always every time). Also guitar hero, unless you're... ya know, REALLY good at it.
The six things I could never do without
friends time
alone time
transportation
silly memes
a variety of foodstuffs
mobile internet device
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever new hobby I've picked up or want to try. I'm back logged right now with cooking, sewing, learning piano, art-ing,and fixing up my house. Sometimes I want to do too much with a limited amount of time. Balance is hard, so I end up getting caught in the Internet vortex too often.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anywhere and everywhere. Sometimes nowhere, sometimes staying at home with my kitty and resting up for loads of fun on Saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been happily single for a couple years now... the idea of getting tied town or feeling attached is terrifying. I might have the tendency to flee. I'm also pretty much asexual, but sometimes I surprise myself. In my fantasyland, a cuddle buddy would be nice. In reality, things never just end there, and I tend to vanish soon afterwards, so I've been avoiding anything that could lead to that for a while.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You can bring me on a more fantastical voyage than I've already set myself on.

Message me for any reason, but have something to say other than "herpderp, hey, you're cute"... Please. I already know this. kthx. ^_^