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animal_backwards

29 M Quincy, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Decide my past
Define my life
Don't ask questions
Cause I don't know why


I do a lot of things, but lately I've been trying to stay up late and think of ways to make a million dollars. I usually fall asleep RIGHT before I figure it out.

I have a tendency to be attracted to girls that look a little weird. But, normal-looking girls can also still apply.

I think Ted Mosby might just be the saddest human being to never exist.
What I’m doing with my life
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Wearing a suit vest. Complaining to my roommates about how we are funnier than 90% of the writers on TV but never doing anything about it. Sometimes, I write songs; sometimes, I don't.

Another large part of my life is a never-ending journey during which I search for the perfect pair of jeans. I thought I had found them in the Levi's 507s, but then Levi's discontinued them. Fuck you, Levi's.

My roommate said he wanted to try standup comedy. I told him he would be bad at it. But, in the spirit of solidarity, I told him if he did it, I would too. Hilarity will likely ensue, but not the kind that we want.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Google.

Guitar.

Songwriting.

Storytelling.

Also, I have perfected the art of high-speed interstate driving without getting a ticket. And, make no mistake about it, this is certainly an art.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that I haven't stopped talking.

my giant lips?

I have dimples...ugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Fight Club, Friday Night Lights, Boogie Nights, Synecdoche New York, I Heart Huckabees, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Vanilla Sky, Blow, Empire Records, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums Django Unchained.

Music: Thursday, Saves the Day, Taking Back Sunday, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Explosions in the Sky, Brand New, Minus the Bear, Recover, Cassino, Pink Floyd, Queen, Prince, Blink-182, The Strokes, Daft Punk, Boys Night Out, The Doors, The Get Up Kids, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Junction 18.

Books: American Psycho, Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Less than Zero, The Catcher in the Rye, Snuff, The Rules of Attraction, The Great Gatsby.

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, Dexter, Louie, LOST, The Office, American Gladiators, Shameless, Parks and Recreation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
::Live music
::iPhone
::Extroversion
::Sleep
::Hand-Eye coordination
::A mirror
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing and recording songs.

Social dynamics.

Letting go of what I cannot control.

Amber Heard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a dive bar, or music venue.

Working on music.

With friends, having adventures.

Hanging with my awesome roommates (see below).

(justinhiltz,rlurie, and jayjakejacob = the best guys ever)

All of the above?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer boxer briefs.
You should message me if
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I like to talk, you should too.

If you like the idea of actually meeting as opposed to me courting you in a virtual forum for an eternity.

Or, if you want me to give you all my personal information so you can steal my identity.

Also, looking for travel buddies for 2014.

Tell me who's pulling the strings...tell me, who's that you move for?