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29 Quincy, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was going to write a self-summary, but my roommate might be dying, and I need to go get him food. I will finish this later (probably not), but in the meantime you can read everything else about me below.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to keep track of which days I need to work out. Discovering bands and albums years after they have come out and then acting like they are the brand new. Gainfully employed, but I dream of being a fisherman on a quiet island. But, then I remember that I don't fish and I can't live without wi-fi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an accomplished raconteur, by my own measure.

I play guitar and also write and record songs.

I'm skilled at giving advice, and terrible at taking it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My ethnic ambiguity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Fight Club, Friday Night Lights, Boogie Nights, Synecdoche New York, I Heart Huckabees, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Vanilla Sky, Blow, Empire Records, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums Django Unchained, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Music: Thursday, Saves the Day, Taking Back Sunday, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Explosions in the Sky, Brand New, Minus the Bear, Recover, Cassino, Pink Floyd, Queen, Prince, Blink-182, The Strokes, Daft Punk, Boys Night Out, The Doors, The Get Up Kids, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Junction 18.

Books: American Psycho, Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Less than Zero, The Catcher in the Rye, Snuff, The Rules of Attraction, The Great Gatsby.

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, Dexter, Louie, LOST, The Office, American Gladiators, Shameless, Parks and Recreation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
::iPhone
::Google
::Food
::Water
::A car
::The idea that tomorrow just might be better than today
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why are so many people so bad at so many things?

Why am I so much better than so many people at so many things?

The endless expanse of the universe.

The hoverboards from Back to the Future.

If you will realize that I am mostly joking, and that my usage of sentence fragments is intentional.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with my roommates.

Going to a show (concert).

Drinking fancy alcoholic drinks.
You should message me if
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You have something better to say than, "Hey" or, "Oh my, you're so handsome." All you ladies complain about getting short messages lacking any effort and then you turn right around and think you can entice me with the same things you abhor.

I'm not just a pretty face, you have to appeal to my greater sensibilities.

(Insert cliched Marilyn Monroe quote here about you not deserving me at my best if you can't handle me at my worst, or something.)