Sit me down
Shut me up
I'll calm down
And I'll get along with you.

Musician. Singer/Songwriter. It's more than a hobby but less than a profession.

I have a tendency to be attracted to girls that look a little weird. But, normal-looking girls can also still apply.

You can listen to (some of) my music here: http://www.blvds.bandcamp.com

I just purchased a DSLR and I plan to spend my summer taking photographs of wonderful things.

Wearing a suit vest. Complaining to my roommates about how we are funnier than 90% of the writers on TV but never doing anything about it. Sometimes, I write songs; sometimes, I don't.

Another large part of my life is a never-ending journey during which I search for the perfect pair of jeans. I thought I had found them in the Levi's 507s, but then Levi's discontinued them. Fuck you, Levi's.

Sabbatical.

Google.

Guitar.

Songwriting.

Storytelling.

that I haven't stopped talking.

my giant lips?

I have dimples...ugh.

Movies: Fight Club, Friday Night Lights, Boogie Nights, Synecdoche New York, I Heart Huckabees, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Vanilla Sky, Blow, Empire Records, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums Django Unchained.

Music: Thursday, Saves the Day, Taking Back Sunday, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Explosions in the Sky, Brand New, Minus the Bear, Recover, Cassino, Pink Floyd, Queen, Prince, Blink-182, The Strokes, Daft Punk, Boys Night Out, The Doors, The Get Up Kids, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Junction 18.

Books: American Psycho, Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Less than Zero, The Catcher in the Rye, Snuff, The Rules of Attraction, The Great Gatsby.

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Trailer Park Boys, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, Dexter, Louie, LOST, The Office, American Gladiators, Shameless, Parks and Recreation.

::Live music
::iPhone
::Extroversion
::Sleep
::Hand-Eye coordination
::A mirror

Writing and recording songs.

Social dynamics.

Letting go of what I cannot control.

Amber Heard.

At a dive bar, or music venue.

Working on music.

With friends, having adventures.

All of the above?

I prefer boxer briefs.

I like to talk, you should too.

If you like the idea of actually meeting as opposed to me courting you in a virtual forum for an eternity.

Or, if you want me to give you all my personal information so you can steal my identity.

Also, looking for travel buddies for 2013.

Tell me who's pulling the strings...tell me, who's that you move for?