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thelastgl1

28 M Stafford, VA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
A Saturday...normal under most circumstances, nothing scheduled, no pressing engagements, just to wake up, make something to eat, watch a little tv, clean something up, do a little laundry, find a funny cat picture or video. Or it could be a trip to a winery, a brewery, walking in a park or a mall, going to a movie, sitting on a boardwalk after walking on a beach, it really doenst matter as long as Im with the person I want to be with its just about the best day every

Id like to find someone who might not "get" my humor but still kinda genuinely laughs at the jokes I come up with, or at least honestly tells me that it wasnt funny, stares at me for a minute, giggles, pulls me to her, gives me a peck on the cheek, wraps her arm around me and we continue on.

....sorry if its a little sappy but I was raised on 90's sitcoms. I described my ideal situation on a really good day, I hope to eventually get there and until I get to what I described Im looking for someone who has couple of the same interests as me and hopefully some new ones that you can teach me and we can enjoy together.

I recently discovered that despite my wild crazy side, Im rather domesticated. I happy being out on the town or at home cooking and washing the dishes. Not to be conceited, but I a really unique guy...you just never know what you are going to get with me, Im a great guy to know.

I guarantee there's more...send me a message and Im sure you'll get it out of me. ;-)
I’m really good at
Being rational when others arent, and irrational when people are being rational...Im a contradiction...like Starbursts (making it ok for guys to like pink...hehehe pink)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd say my size, perhaps my facial hair, maybe the fact that like to be pants-less (curious???), my glasses.

I have been told I have pretty eyes...three colors...primary Blue
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not many books, I like the I AM NUMBER FOUR books, Im making my way through Brad Meltzers novels.

Im a pretty big comic nerd...mostly DC, little marvel, couple of indies.

I like watching Sit-Coms, not into those "reality" shows, dont do to many dramas. NCIS/LA, HIMYM, Royal Pains, SNL, Franklin and Bash, White Collar, Archer, Tosh.0, Once Upon a Time, New Girl, Elementary, Big Bang Theory. I really like Jimmy Fallon, like him Late Night...looking forward to the Tonight Show. I also like watching cartoons...Im a kid in that regard.

I like Classic Rock, a lot of rock, some alt, punk, pop, folk/bluegrass, country, a little rap/hip-hop/R&B. The Beatles, Queen, F.O.B., Eve 6, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Weird Al, Blue Man Group, Imagine Dragons, Billy Joel, CCR, fun., Jimmy Buffet, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Owl City, Rob Thomas/MB20. I really like Christmas music too...its a niche thing for me and I dont hold it against anyone for not liking it...Im a lone wolf that way.

Movies...biggest thing, I dont do horror, or anyone that supposed to make you scream (creepy music NO!) Im kinda a baby like that. I prefer to laugh or go Oooo and Aaaaa at pretty explosions or some bad guy getting the shit beat out of him...
I like Comic Book movies, The Expendables, Robin Hood:Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles, The Muppets, Pitch Perfect, Friends With Benefits, Austin Powers, Wreck-It Ralph (most Disney flicks) Grown Ups, Star Trek, The Holiday, The Big Year, Oceans 11/13 (not so much 12), The King's Speech, Hot Fuzz, LOTR, The Hobbit, Star Wars, and a bunch more....
The six things I could never do without
Music (Ipod and Bose speaker/headphones)
Family/Friends
good beer
Comics
Laptop with internet
Passion for things and people I love

With all of these, the biggest thing is love and laughter

There's more...but these are just the first to come out...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
So much and yet nothing at all...either because it's really important that I be thinking about it or because I think you think that what Im thinking is weird because lets be honest Im a guy and my mind goes to a lot of weird places.

How cyber security job commercials make that profession look WAY cooler than they really are...I mean it looks like something out of comic or movie. (not to say they arent imporant...)
On a typical Friday night I am
Right now...not much. But it would usually be maybe going to the movies, meeting up with a friend, going to dinner with the family (my aunt and uncle most of the times).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While Im a romantic at heart, the kind of guy who goes to the antique stores and farmers markets, the guy who's good with kids and your parents...but I also like to walk around the house naked.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you dont offend easy, like meeting new, interesting, and maybe a little weird people. you have an open mind, will tell me the truth (I dont mind a woman being forward with me, lot of the time I prefer it, I often dont have limits and like when a woman tries to push them). TRY ME...you never know unless you try.

Remember...
"Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana"