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thelifehypnotic

42 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 3, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm taking a permanent hiatus... I'm very unlikely to write back... The only reason I'm not deleting my profile outright is the tests still amuse me and sometimes occupy spacetime when I cannot sleep.

I'm an insomniac...who desperately craves a good night's sleep. "When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep... and you're never really awake."

I am five, seven, and 5
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ignoring people who bore me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My co-conspirators, caffeine, communication, music, art supplies, personal space.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bacon. Cheese. Cheesy bacon. Bacony cheese.

What am I going to create/destroy next?

Whatever it is I'm *not* doing at the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't believe in typical...it's boring.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Most likely you shouldn't. I mean it. Honestly, I won't answer.