Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

monumentsarecool

29 M Hyattsville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Czech (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I were to describes myself in five words they would be: Contemplative, Tall, Engaging, Individualistic, and American. I think that will do it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a professional historian. So I read a lot for work.

I want to one day own a home with a library.

Top 5 dream vacations:
Italian Alps.
Sailing from the Caribbean to the Canary Islands. (Need to learn how to sail.)
ALASKA (All of it).
Discovering the Source of the Nile. (Probably not going to do this one, but its good have goals.)
Scotland to see Hadrian's Wall, the castles, and drink scotch.

Staying in one place for too long will have an adverse effect on your health. I travel, hike, eat and go to professional sporting events.My vacations tend to involve doing all these things.

Favorite Sports Teams:
New England Patriots
Boston Celtics (Wizards games are fun though.)
Boston Bruins
Chicago Cubs
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Buying my nephew super cool presents. He frequently attests to my skill in this area.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Though I prefer the term "Aerodynamic American," some would describe me as bald.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read a lot for my job. Some of my recent favorites are Pacific Crucible, Money-ball, A World Lit By Fire, The Source, - You know - history stuff. I am currently reading a bunch of books on the 19th century.

Movies: Actions movies, historical epics, pretty much any movie where things blow up or something grand and interesting is happening. I really like 1980s big budget Sci Fi movies like: Aliens, Robocop, Predator, Terminator. Priceless works of American cinema.

Shows: Wilfred, Parks and Rec, The Americans, Revenge (Love that Victoria Grayson), The Walking Dead, The Following (Probably my favorite show on TV), True Detective, Game of Thrones. Orphan Black is really good as well.

Music: I have eclectic musical taste. I am mostly a classic rock fan, so I particularly like Johnny Cash, Van Morrison, Bruce Springsteen, Neil Diamond. I am on a Led Zeppelin kick right now and I am a pretty big Jimmy Buffett fan (Parrot Head is the proper nomenclature).

Food: I prefer pie over cake. My favorite meat is duck. I really like breakfast food. Pesto pizza is pretty delicious. I drink whiskey and rum, but beer only on very rare occasions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Appreciation for the Absurd
My Cellphone
My Keys
My Wallet
A Hat
The News in the Morning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. There is a lot to think about there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out and drinking with some friends in a bar fit for conversation and trying to make it home in time to order a pizza before the good pizza place closes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my greatest regrets is going to a small liberal arts university in Massachusetts. Looking back, it would be pretty awesome to have had a college football team. Alas, I feel like I am a man without a country when I visit the south and mid-Atlantic states.

Also I play harmonica.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to help me catch the money that seems to rain from the sky in DC, put it in trash bags, then go use it to buy good food, booze, and do fun stuff.

If you think Baltimore and Philadelphia are cool... and want to debate which is the coolest.

Also, if you have been to Barrel in Eastern Market. I am looking for a review of said restaurant.