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thelot2493

39 M West Yarmouth, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Frisian (Okay), Ancient Greek (Poorly), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm the proud papa of two baby goats. I enjoy sitting in cape traffic on a hot humid day with no AC. I'm adventurous. I like gluten free twinkies. I'm really good at picking things up and putting things down. On my free time I like to Fakebook in my underwear. I avoid road kill whenever possible. I get insane with Insanity on a daily basis. Shawn T's got nuthin' on me!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Becoming a better man tomorrow than I am today. One item on my bucket list is to one day watch every episode of My Little Ponies. I'd like to jump out of a perfectly good airplane at some point. Maintaining a strict diet of food I scrounge up dumpster diving.
I’m really good at
Being extraordinary! Drawing. Living off interest. Being an example to children. Braiding my nose hairs. Giving Back. Putting the toilet seat down. Being in action. Fixing shit. Driving safely. Not taking myself too seriously. Serving my commitments. Eating with my mouth closed. Being a good listener. Paying my bills. Tying my shoes. Giving Hugs. Doing crazy shit on my big wheel. Kicking Ass!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm cut up like Bruce Lee. I resemble Rocky Dennis on a bad day. I'm a badass like Dirty Harry. I walk like a zombie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eye grate ta reeding, righting adn speling. My favorite movie of all time is Howard the Duck. I'm a big phan of all kinds of music. I run on Dunkin' 24/7!!!
The six things I could never do without
My Baby Goats
Penile Erector
Denture Repair Kit
Finger Nail Clippers
My Seeing Eye Dog
Bug Spray
My Trust Fund
Perpetration H
My Binky
Band Aids
My Afro Pick
Duct Tape
Soap on a Rope
My Viagra Scrip
Crystal Meth
Bills
My Parole Officer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The people I'm going to help when I win the lottery. World Peas. Rogue waves. Leprechauns. Riding wheelies at 160mph. Bettering myself. Burning ants with my magnifying glass. Community Service. Humming Birds and Butterflies. When the Cape will be flattened by the next big Tornado. Where did I leave my keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Rollin' down the street on my big wheel, sippin' on gin and juice...Laid back (With my mind on my money and my money on my mind), Baking Muffins. Halo Jumps. Planning my next Secret Mission. Feeding and entertaining my baby goats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play with Barbies, I'm afraid of the dark, I wet my bed and I still watch Sesame Street. Don't Judge Me!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You judge a book by it's cover...You like to bitch and complain...You're problem oriented...You're taking me seriously...Cuz you "feel" like it...You like a man who wears the pants...You're just looking to hookup with some strapping young buck...You want to do my laundry and wash my dishes...You haven't been living under a rock your entire life...You want me to pay child support...If you feel like you're rich enough to support me...You have the most exciting mammalian protuberances...You can feel good about Hood...You have a face that only a mother could love...If I made you laugh!

If you message and I don't get back to you right away, it's because I answer in the order I receive. Please hold, your call is very important to us. :::elevator music:::