Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the proud papa of two baby goats. I enjoy sitting in cape
traffic on a hot humid day with no AC and the windows rolled up.
I'm adventurous. I like gluten free twinkies. I'm really good at
picking things up and putting things down. On my free time I like
to Fakebook in my underwear. I avoid road kill whenever possible. I
get insane with Insanity on a daily basis. Shawn T's got nuthin' on
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Becoming a better man tomorrow than I am today. One item on my
bucket list is to one day watch every episode of My Little Ponies.
I'd like to jump out of a perfectly good airplane at some point.
Maintaining a strict diet of food I scrounge up dumpster diving.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being extraordinary! Drawing. Living off interest. Being an example
to children. Braiding my nose hairs. Giving Back. Putting the
toilet seat down. Being in action. Fixing shit. Driving safely. Not
taking myself too seriously. Serving my commitments. Eating with my
mouth closed. Being a good listener. Paying my bills. Tying my
shoes. Giving Hugs. Doing crazy shit on my big wheel. Kicking Ass!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm cut up like Bruce Lee. I resemble Rocky Dennis on a bad day.
I'm a badass like Dirty Harry. I walk like a zombie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Eye grate ta reeding, righting adn speling. My favorite movie of
all time is Howard the Duck. I'm a big phan of all kinds of music.
I run on Dunkin' 24/7!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Baby Goats
Denture Repair Kit
Finger Nail Clippers
My Seeing Eye Dog
My Trust Fund
My Afro Pick
Soap on a Rope
My Viagra Scrip
My Parole Officer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The people I'm going to help when I win the lottery. World Peas.
Rogue waves. Leprechauns. Riding wheelies at 160mph. Bettering
myself. Burning ants with my magnifying glass. Community Service.
Humming Birds and Butterflies. When the Cape will be flattened by
the next big Tornado. Where did I leave my keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rollin' down the street on my big wheel, sippin' on gin and
juice...Laid back (With my mind on my money and my money on my
mind), Baking Muffins. Halo Jumps. Planning my next Secret Mission.
Feeding and entertaining my baby goats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play with Barbies, I'm afraid of the dark, I wet my bed and I
still watch Sesame Street. Don't Judge Me!!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't judge a book by it's cover...You're dating some jerk and
need a backup plan...You like to bitch and complain...You're
problem oriented...You're taking me seriously...Cuz you "feel" like
it...You like a man who wears the pants...You're just looking to
hookup with some strapping young buck...You want to do my laundry
and wash my dishes...You haven't been living under a rock your
entire life...You want me to pay child support...If you feel like
you're rich enough to support me...You have the most magnificent
mammalian protuberances!!...You can feel good about Hood...You have
a face that only a mother could love...If I made you laugh!!!!
If you message and I don't get back to you right away, it's because
I answer in the order I receive. Please hold, your call is very
important to us. :::elevator music:::
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