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My self-summary Propose an edit

i personally think that im pretty boring, but ask anyone who knows me and theyll beg to differ. ive never met anyone that ive had more than 70% in common with, so im pretty confident that im unique. i love sanrio and i have tattoos of hello kitty and chibimaru on my wrists. i also love my cat, yaru.i used to have a gerbil named aesop, i loved him too, but he died and i gave him a burial at sea. i now have a robo-dwarf hamster named Bisou as well. i love to read and listen to music, and indulge in anything and everything cute. i work at tiff's treats, making cookies and acting like an idiot... i dont eat pork. not because i really like pigs and therefore think it is wrong to eat them, and not because im jewish [because im not], i just dont like the way it tastes, smells, or looks. i dont like anything about ham, pork, or bacon. it sickens me. truth be told, i dont really eat meat very often anyway. i was vegetarian for over 3 years so im just used to not eating meat. i love seafood though. just saying. i'm really into origami right now. so if we hit it off, and ever meet up and i hand you some sort of paper token, know that i probably made it out of nervousness right before i headed out to meet up with you, and therefore you should cherish it.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

sort of in limbo right now... working [slowly] on opening my own business. otherwise filling my time with half baked plans for 2 books, trying to be as active as possible in my friends' lives, soaking up any and every bit of information i can get my hands on, and pining over something thats a state away.

also, making a lot of origami.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

discovering new and interesting uses for super glue, folding lucky stars out of straw wrappers when eating at restaraunts, folding miniature paper cranes that are sure to astonish any little kid ever, and spouting off strange statistics and odd stories pertaining to american views on sexual behavior. im also pretty good at being social and friendly, though i limit displays of those talents to those who are worthy.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

my tattoos, my piercings, my clothes, and my smile

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

(a) grand central winter - stringer, satyricon - eurydice, sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs - chuck klosterman, as nature made him - john colapinto (b) any sophia coppola film, the graduate, cat soup, any wes anderson film(c) i will listen to just about anything except MOST country, but some of my all time favorites that i could never do without are The Beatles (i own their entire discography), Tom Petty, Daft Punk, Taking Back Sunday, Bjork, Radiohead, and Portishead (d) pho, sushi, and just about anything with rice and/or noodles.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

sex, cigarettes, pasta, cuteness, sleep, my cat

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

sex, what other people are thinking about sex, food, kawaii, kitties

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

hanging out with friends or working. or hanging out with friends at work. or working on hanging out with friends at another time.

or, you know... just WORKIN' IT.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

i have the gift of prophetic dreams.

You should message me if Propose an edit

im just going to go ahead and say that you probably shouldnt. because im 100% not interested in about 98% of you people.

im adding something to this, just to get something straight**

-PLEASE do not message me if youre overweight [i.e. FAT]. i am just NOT attracted to bigger guys. im sure youre nice/funny/interesting/etc... whatever. its just fucking impossible to even try to be interested in someone romatically if one is not attracted to them physically. so im ruling you out. call me a shallow bitch or whatever will make you feel better, but im just being honest.

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