I am an animal person, so i work at a veterinary hospital and an animal shelter to fill the time before I start Vet school.
I am allergic to hersheys chocolate, am creeped out by marionettes. I built my 8lb lizard a cage that is bigger and nicer than my bed.
I almost went to jail for 90 years in india.

Partying till i go to vet school in the fall. Sampling every 5 dollar beer and shot in the city.
Never getting my drivers license.
dog shaming

I also just bought myself a super soaker

left handed arm wrestling
once i scored a goal on a header and gave myself my first concussion.
sitting next to attractive girls on the subway and purposely farting and then look at her, so that the whole train car thinks shes the one cutting ass
American sign language

My " lyle the crocodile " tattoo.... it looks like

i perpetually look like i am 19

Avocados, kale , Greek yogurt. I have been told I eat disgustingly healthy by people who haven't seen me put fritos in my omlette or the 6 gallons of ice cream in my freezer.

nat geo

scorpio rising, anything kubric, or spike lee, almost famous, state and main, holly rollers, the outsiders, animal house, escape from new york, office space, falling down, enter the dragon, the sting, good will hunting, the graduate, rain man, ET, apocalypse now (full redux version), the godfathers I/II, goodfellas, casino, my cousin vinny, crash

always sunny, the office, the inbetweeners (UK version), trailer park boys, metalocalypse, archer, 30 rock, anything by larry david

shitty punk and thrash bands no one has heard of, generic rock and pop icons everyone has heard of, annoying one hit wonders you wish you never heard

i wake up from deep sleep by dreams about the awesome omelet i am going myself when i wake up and the ice cream i will eat while it cooks.
Tea tree oil toothpicks.
I cant think of a meal or even a beer that couldn't be improved by dumping an inhuman amount of cholula hot-sauce atop it.
My pets... though all they care about is food, sex and warmth.

why no one else seems to think dandelions are pretty.

trying to get as close to the gain and loss of life as possible.

After catching a well earned disco nap i start drinking while watching animal planet or w/e decent 80'movie is on TV until my idiot friends decide on a single location to assemble, usually being a sketchy warehouse or dive bar. If its a good night i will be at friday night throwdown parties, the nyc underground boxing party drinking free beer and watching my best friends fight while i get wasted and egg them on. sometimes i fall asleep on the train and wake up in the bronx or franklin ave.

In the event of an emergency I can be used as a flotation device.

you like to get blackout or watch planet earth, or both on any given night

you have a love hate relationship with the Levee and doubledown saloon

you wanna be my +1 for one of these
http://vimeo.com/55963495

this looks like your cup of tea....
http://biggunzparty.tumblr.com/

no ophidophobia

you dont have bed bugs or ringworm