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themaynevent

25 / M / Straight / Single

Darien, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
May 19
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm like a dollar bill... single! ZING... Annnnd that was my one funny joke. Just kidding :)

So, you know your childhood is officially over when you walk into The Home Depot and it is actually not boring, just sayin'. With that being said, I'm 25 years old and live with my awesome pooch! I have my own place and really enjoy it. In my free time I love playing and watching sports. In fact, I'm in a softball league... Yeah, we are pretty good. I also will occasionally play Xbox. On warm summer nights I love taking my Harley out for a ride. Soooo much fun. On a side note, believe it or not, I actually enjoy going to work. So good times? Good times.
What I’m doing with my life
The only way to be, living it up and living free
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Seriously. I love making people laugh and am told that I am pretty darn good at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Teams:
Chicago's finest - Cubs, Bears, Bulls & Hawks (Sox are alright, I just bleed blue first)

Favorite Shows:
The League, Dexter, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Californication, Walking Dead, Always Sunny

Favorite Music:
Bullet for my Valentine, Credence Clearwater Revival, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ZZ Top, Eminem, Cheap Trick, Drake, Kanye West, Rolling Stones, Ke$ha (don't judge me)
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, my pooch, slippers, string cheese and my Harley
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to better myself any way possible... And what it would be like to win the lottery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeing my folks and then out with my buddies to catch up on the week's happenings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I count stairs when I climb up or go down them. In case you were wondering (which I know you were) I have 13 steps in my house.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
We share some common interests and you want a few good chuckles. I'm a pretty cool person and hopefully we can learn some things from each other.