I'm a student and proud to be learning.
I'm usually smiling about life (except when I'm not).
I ride a bike (and just stopped bitching about it).
I used to smoke cigarettes (and now I don't).
Sometimes I talk a lot. Sometimes I'm quiet. Sometimes I'm leering. Sometimes I'm all of the above at the same time. (Also, sometimes I like to start sentences without "I" for effect).
I want a garden. Someone take me somewhere where I can have one. Thanks. (Or be ok with me going somewhere where there is one and you staying here.)
Note: This "I" blurb is meant to be ironic and cute because it's a self summary. Get it? If you don't get it then maybe this is not where you want to be.