Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I once sailed the seven seas as a notorious pirate, plundering all
those who crossed my path. My treasure is buried on a desert island
where no one will find it. I can read minds. When I visit museums,
I'm allowed to touch the exhibits. I can clear tall buildings in a
single bound. I once made a sculpture of a swan entirely out of
molasses, then ate the whole thing in one sitting.
One of my ongoing goals is to keep my life as steady and as
drama-free as possible, and that includes surrounding myself with
calm, reliable friends. I have an amazing circle of friends, and
hopefully you, too, have a life that is rich in friendship. You
should know that while I can be shy in the beginning, I warm up
quickly once I get to know you, and am a fierce friend to the
We are all works in progress, and I try to remember that every day.
To that end, I love finding humor in as much as possible, and I
admit to enjoying the well-placed sarcastic comment. Just nudge me
if it gets too much (or kick me in the shins if I don’t get
DISCLAIMER: I am a total nerd. Video games, books, movies, TV
shows, whatever... I'm totally ready to nerd out over it. I'm
pretty much always working my way through some novel, too;
currently I'm on a bit of a Discworld kick.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work in luxury retail. If you ever need to know
anything at all about needlessly fancy pens or watches, I'm your
guy. In addition to work, I'm also an finance major at George Mason
Slightly more long term, I would love to travel once I'm done with
school. I get a bit envious when some of my friends tell me about
the amazing places they have been. I've checked London and Paris
off the list, but sadly I haven't been to a great many places
around the world... yet. If I could find someone to travel the
world with that would be amazing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mischievous sense of humor doesn't quite match my innocent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk
The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett (Small Gods and Monsterous
Regiment are just about my all time favorites)
The Raid 2
Music (in no particular order):
The Doors - Roadhouse Blues
Toto - Africa
Talking Heads - And She Was
Arctic Monkeys - Old Yellow Bricks
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes - Home
Scissor Sisters - Take Your Mama
Supertramp - Take the Long Way Home
Wax Fang - Majestic
The White Stripes - Ball and Biscuit
General Tso's chicken
Anything with that rooster sauce on it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The feeling of an unexpected cool breeze on a hot day
The smell of a new book, and the creak it makes when you open it
for the first time
The thrill of hitting the first few notes after picking up a
Digging into a delicious bowl of noodles after a long day
The companionship of my friends after a long week
And finally, the infinite knowledge of the Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe, and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night, dear reader - trying to take
over the world!
You should message me if
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You are an independent, youthful, open-minded adventuress who lives
in the DC metro area. Don't be shy! I've often been known to be
reasonably nice, even to strangers.
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