Note: All Italics in my profile denote sarcasm.

Note2: If you message me and I've since logged into my profile and haven't responded to you, please assume disinterest.

Note3: If you have ANY "key questions" (which REQUIRED for me to answer in order reply to your message) then I won't reply.

I used to be a lot more active on this site, and I've met some cool people that I've been friends with for a long time... but recently I've decided to only reply to messages I've received rather than sending any messages out, unless someone really catches my eye. Journal Entry about this here.

The following paragraph about ditsy chicks applied when I was in college, but it explains my okcupid screen name, so I've decided to keep it: I have an okcupid profile out of the realization that, In So-Cal, good looking girls are "a dime a dozen", but most of them are shallow. A lot of the good looking girls that I meet off line do little more than giggle at what I say and talk about stupid things like MTV or celebrities. I've realized that looks doesn't matter to me as much as other things like Personality and intelligence, and that's why my user name is "the mind is key".

I am a non-conformist. If I said that I didn't give a shit about what others thought... I'd be lying, but lets just put it this way: The degree to which I give a shit is MUCH MUCH MUCH less than many of the people I meet or know. You won't find me hanging around the popular crowd :)

I consider myself to be a gamer, I'm not into every single game that comes out, and I don't play a wide variety of games.. I generally tend to stick to one online game until I become so godly at it that everyone else dosen't provide any challenge and then I move on... Currently I'm playing DOTA (or defence of the ancients) on Warcraft 3. I have however beat a ton of single player games, Here's a link to all the games I've ever beat

As hard as I try to accurately describe myself in this profile, I honestly don't think its me and I don't really like it...

Random stuff that I'll update later: I love stand-up comedy, swing dancing, other forms of dancing (even if I suck, and believe me, usually I do!). I think racial/racist comedy is the funniest of all... the first thing I said to my ex roommate (he was black) was: I have a huge case of kool-aid on the fridge and there's leftover fried chicken in it. Good thing he knew how to take a joke. Lastly, I think it's irritating to sleep alone.

People usually post ONLY the good stuff about them on these sites, so I thought I'd do something revolutionary and list bad things about me:

- I am disorganized.

- I have Attention Deficit Disorder.

- I am HORRIBLE at math.

- My room is usually a mess for two weeks, then I clean it, then its messy for two weeks...

- I can't cook, for the life of me.

Not much right now... I would really like to find my passion, and that someone to share it with me. I want to travel all over the world and experience as many different cultures as possible. I've already been to twenty six different countries so I consider myself somewhat of a globe trotter already. This blog entry talks about where I've been.

Computers, video games, modding stuff, biking, driving like a maniac, fixing stuff, being a smart ass, killing kittens (kidding?), procrastinating.

What I'm not good at: Math, Remembering names, directions (the bad at directions part is probably linked to the Y chromosome).

My ATM receipts with the insane amount of Zeros on em, My Ferrari, my glistening chest muscles, and last but not least, the Gi-normous bulge in my pants.... I hope I just weeded out the people who don't appreciate/understand sarcasm =0)

That I'm really really tall... and maybe my hair, its always crazy. I also get compliments on my eyes or my "stare".

If a woman manages to get really close to my face, I get the "you have such long nice eyelashes, I wish I had lashes like yours". When I got my laser eye surgery i got that three times in a row from three separate nurses.[زَرافتي - Priestess355]

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BOOKS: 1984, Animal Farm, cache 22, Lord of the Flies, My Antonia, Rainbow Six, The Metamorphosis, War and Peace (just kidding), War of the Worlds, and probably more that I don't remember.

MOVIES: 23, 40 year old virgin, Amelie, Blade Runner, Boondock saints, BraveHeart, Children of men, City of Angels, Constantine, Contact, Dark City, Evil Dead Trilogy, Equilibrium, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Gandhi, Hackers, Hotel Rwanda, How'l moving castle, Kill Bill trilogy, Living dead Trilogy, Lord of War, Memento, Office Space, Orgazmo, Phenomenon, Platoon, Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, Saw trilogy, Se7en, Serenity, Spirited Away, Star-trek movies, The Animatrix, The godfather (trilogy), The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Goonies, The Last Samourai, The Matrix (only the original), The Notebook, The Professional (Leon in Europe), The Shawshank redemption, The Truman Show, The Usual Suspects, Tombstone, V for vendetta, Vanilla sky, Zatoichi, Zombie movies.

MUSIC: Everything: Classical, hip-hop, metal, rap, rock, techno, trance....whatever. Favorites include: Alien Ant Farm, Blue Oyster Cult, Dr Dre, Flogging Molly, Johnny Cash, Outkast, Rammstein, The Bee Gees, The notorious B.I.G, Tupac, Weezer...and way...way more.

FOOD: Asian, Dark Chocolate, EggPlant. Ethiopian, Lamb, Mediterranean (Middle-eastern).

TELEVISION: Nowadays: Becker, Entourage, Family Guy, Friends, Futurama, Pen & Teller's bullshit, Scrubs, Sex and the City, Star Trek: The next generation, Stargate SG-1, The Mythbusters, The Simpsons (mainly older episodes), The X Files.

Figuratively: Family, friends, Internet / computer, my car, my cellphone, and companionship.

Literally: Oxygen, Water, Food, Sleep, Freedom, Shelter.

My future.... I'd think about the meaning of life, God, existence, and other extremely deep stuff like that more if it didn't hurt my head so much =O).

I also think about random weird irrelevant crap, like this:

I read the label on a bottle of water, it said fat: 0. Wouldn't that imply that there's water out there with chunks of fat in it?

I saw a blow up sheep for sale and thought to myself "How much of a looser does one have to be to not be able to pick up a real sheep, and have to resort to blow-up sheep?"

Either looking for, or having, fun. And dreading Monday morning.

Note: If you have an absolutely typical Friday night, and you are not a robot, then I'm sorry for you :(

- I shave between my eyebrows cause if I don't they connect and you get the uber horrific unibrow of death!

- When spooning, I like being outer spoon just as much as I like being inner spoon... I don't know why I don't like to admit that...

- Aren't overtly religious, you don't have to be agnostic or atheist. I just don't believe in the mainstream religions.

- are at least a 70% match with me (I believe in the okcupid system). The higher the better, especially if you're over 85%.

- are smart/bright/intelligent or know an insane amount of useless facts.

- are physically attractive.

- have never cheated on anyone in the past. Cheating is an absolute deal breaker/red flag for me.

- aren't too young... unless you're mature (and not just THINK you're mature). And are not older than me.