I am a walking asphyxiophiliac who is learning to breathe. I am writer, a reader, a lover, and a Text Message Queen.... Not always in that order.

I am a writer...at least I like to write myself as one.
I have written one book. It is called..Life After Naomi...
I do have a publisher and it will be in print this year!

I currently have a couple of other novels in the works as well. I have a couple of short story projects going as well...

I try to stay busy!

Just because I am a writer does not mean I care enough to type things out correctly here or in IMs... and well to be honest I do not put the effort in to this to proof read.....

I am trying very hard not to lose my mind.... which I am very close to doing....

Oh and I am making a quilt... I am learning how I should say...

reading, writing, and acting like a fool

oh yes... and drinking

I'm pretty random... like very...

and rude....

Sorry it is true... I am not a nice person...

I am told it is part of my charm though...

Just because I am willing to talk to you does not mean I am into you!!!!

I'll talk to anyone... it amuses me...

I am told I am shallow.... I guess I am but I think I am just more honest. Everyone is turned on by different things... I know what I like, I can get what I like and I settle for nothing less... I really only like guys that are 21-25... Chances are you will not change my mind... I really do not care how good you say you are in bed or that your friends say you look young...(most people who say that... don't... they just look their age)

I am not saying I am something ubber special or anything. I look my age and admit it... But I also know I can get the kind of guy I want... when I can no longer get that I will change my standards...

Oh and YES I AM NUTS!!!!

Also people seem to notice the Cat ears I often wear... God people act like they never seen a girl in skimpy clothing and cat eats...

Books:
As a Writer I read a lot! I could never just pick one or two books as a fav.
I love:
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk!!
I also love the Dexter books by Jeff Lindsay!
Kurt Vonnegut Jr's ..Cat's Cradle.. is my fav of his books
I could never forget:
Thomas Harris, Hunter S. Thompson, Marry Janice Davidson, Micheal Connolly, and Micheal Crichton...
There are many more too but that is just off the top of my head...

Movies:
I love an odd mix of movies.
For me it is more about plot and acting than it is CGI and effects.
I have a passion for Silent German movies. Fritz Lang was a God among Directors! I do not have any silent movies buddies anymore though so I never get to enjoy them. A silent movie is more fun with a friend!
I have a weakness for really bad movies too... I mean like really bad movies... as in you know they had to be kidding when they made that movie...
The best is Campy Zombie Horror movies....
Although American Psycho has been my fav movie though since it came out. The book by Bret Easton Ellis is great too!!!
If you like this movie we can be friends...
The book is down right fucked up... So I love it!

In the end though I will watch any movie you take me to in the theater even if I would rather cut my own wrists than rent it...
If you bring it over for me to watch I will unless it is a chick flick... I hate those... A LOT...
But I love movies...

Music:
I love an even odder mix of music...
When coming to my house one can expect anything...
Off of the top of my head:
I live on Cabaret Music... Both Old and New... Helen Kain, The Dresden Dolls, Voltaire, and many that I do not even know the name of...
When I write I have on Dresden Dolls, Les Cousins, and Voltaire the most... I get to where I write at the same beat as the music. My brother says I type with as much passion and force as Amanda Palmer plays the keyboard...
I love Heavy Metal like Slayer, Kataklysm, Shadows Fall, A Perfect Circle, Danzig, Disturbed, KoRn, Mudvain, slipknot, and more...
I also love rock, Folk, oldies, big band, and I have a (not so secret) secret obsession with old Motown!

I think my fav songs ever would have to be "My Alcoholic Friends" by the Dresden Dolls, and "Spooky" by the Classic Four

I can not forget my good friend Betsy and her band Les Cousins! Her music inspires me in many ways and has helped me in my hard times!

Food:
I eat like a fat person! I love food.... all of it... and I cook! I can cook good German fare... (Most often after a night of passion...)

Lately though I am cooking massive amounts of foods in bulk...

I just get in a mood and cook all night...

1. My phone
2. A book to read (or a book store)
3. My Brother Jon
4. Vodka and coffee (together or separate)
5. Internet Access
6. The Discotec (any I am not that picky)

Man my brain is pretty cluttered....

I think about tons of stuff....

I think about squirrels, booze, kittens, cake, books I've read....

Is there Zombie sex in the bathrooms of the zombie prom? (I should ask someone who went)

What is the Janitor's name on Scrubs...

and where did my soda go? It was just right there... I think I lost my soda....

I also spend time thinking about sexy scoliosis spines (I know it's weird but WOW.), and hard abs of sexy young men...

Friday I am home....

Thursday is more my night to go out....

Although for the most part one night is really no different than any other for me. I have no real concept of time... (but I recently bought an alarm clock because a lover lost his job from sleeping in... Ooops)

I look at every day as a chance to do something different and new (but lately I have spent most of my time working on a quilt watching bad movies)...

anything... I have no shame... just ask

If you are young and sexy....

or

Bored....