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themutebard

37 / M / straight / Single

Canton, Ohio

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am Open minded, Emotional, and Aware.

My Self-Summary

I'm just a normal guy. I enjoy gaming(World of Warcraft), reading, writing, and sports. I have three beautiful children, one of which who lives with me.

I've recently moved back to Ohio, where I grew up, from Seattle and am looking for some new friends to connect with socially, and hopefully that woman that makes me head over heels goofy in love. In my private time I spend most of my night writing, gaming, and surfing various forums. I'm reintegrating myself back into a piece of fiction I began years ago, my goal being to have it completed and hopefully marketing it by next year.

I'm a sports fan, primarily baseball and football, and will watch anything with the undead in it. I read and watch as much horror as I can. I also play with a raiding guild in WoW on the Sen'Jin server, which occupies a lot of my evenings after my son goes to bed.

I'd ideally love to find someone to connect with that helps me to see things in a different perspective, someone that helps me appreciate new (and old) things, someone that I can build a future with. A lot of the time I think this is too much to ask for in light of where I am in life, but to give up hope is to give up life.

What I’m doing with my life

Working on improving my life. Being a better Daddy. Being a better person period. Being *involved* with life as an active participant rather than a passive victim.

Indeed.

Looking for friends as well as love.

I’m really good at

Doubting I'm good at stuff. Things I'm anti-good at would be self-esteem and confidence obviously...but I'm working on it. :)

The first things people usually notice about me

I wouldn't presume. You'd have to ask them. Besides, my answers would be biased to my own flaws I struggle with.

If I was forced to come up with something at gunpoint though, I'd say height.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Authors: Clive Barker, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, JK Rowling, Neil Gaiman, Anne Rice, Hunter S Thompson, Shakespeare, Terry Pratchett, etc.

Movies: Horror, Serenity, bad horror, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, worse horror, Harry Potter 1-?, horror with zombies, Labyrinth, The Natural, Something About Mary, The Secretary, Scary Movie, Baseketball, Love Actually, Shakespeare in Love, Jaws, Orgazmo, Firefly, more zombie flicks, Legend, anything Monty Python, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Paranormal Activity, etc.

Music: NIN, Combichrist, VNV Nation, KMFDM, Misfits, Skinny Puppy, Incubus, Primus, Ministry, RevCo, Janes Addiction, Jack Johnson, Chimaira, Tweaker, Lords of Acid, Marilyn Manson, Led Zeppelin, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Pink Floyd, Front 242, The Beatles, Jewel, Assemblage 23, Janis Joplin, Depeche Mode, Public Enemy, Alice in Chains, The Cure, Meat Beat Manifesto, The Clash, Fiona Apple, The Ramones, Regina Spektor, Dead Kennedys, etc.

The six things I could never do without

My kids, love, affection, books, sex, Internet (sad, I know)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

My kids, sex, WoW, writing, love, the future. Kink and Fetish are always floating around just under the surface too.

Zombie apocalypses. Shush, it's gonna happen.

On a typical Friday night I am

Nothing to see here unfortunately. I am usually content to sit at home and hang out with my son.

I do enjoy going out though, and like seeing live music, having a beer, tossing some darts, seeing spooky movies, etc.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have private thoughts. Sometimes they are dirty. Seriously.

Also, I've had a vasectomy.

You should message me if

You want some off-the-beaten-path conversation.

You want to join a low-funded experiment to get me out of the house more.

We've made out in past lives.

You think we could be partners in some clandestine venture.

You for some reason find me more intriguing than the other 9848923498 dudes on this site.

You want to get in on my planned Alaskan wilderness zombie refuge/survival camp. Don't think I'll let in just *anyone* when the Dead rise. Hmmph.